Which dress to my welcome home party?

[MaudfromtheBluestocking]

I've been away doing charity work for the past few months and I've just arrived home to a raptuous greeting.

The pub is holding a party this evening to welcome me home.

Which dress should I wear?

<Woof!>

Oh Colin, so good to hear your woof!

It was for the jumpsuit right?

<Wag, wag>

Maud, darling, you ROCK a jumpsuit, you need a whole new wardrobe of them.
Start here! 😍
https://www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/organic-cotton-linen-indigo-clouds-jumpsuit/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=22897495587&utm_content=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22897497792&gclid=CjwKCAjwlaTGBhANEiwAoRgXBThdcrWf8lKiKV0272HPlVkm1XNca097docn3esCmmHJRr5SYQ42EBoClQUQAvD_BwE

Wow! That's what my dear departed Grandad would have called a real bobby-dazzler!

You're a good boy. Yes you are.

also love the jumpsuit but with waterfall earrings?

I feel this is more suitable for a rave?

Maybe so. But you look bloody glorious in it! 😘

<gruntle>

I'm new to earrings so not too sure where to hang them from

<whimper>

those may be a bit too long? perhaps slightly shorter?

Don't worry Colin, no good boys were harmed in the pursuit of accessories for Maud

They looked shorter in the catalogue!

But I have worked out they go through my ears.

Rarrrhhh...!
thefemave.com/products/mayra-cocktail-mini-dress?currency=GBP&variant=52672844661065&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=12f99bf75d2c&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23011787272&gclid=CjwKCAjwlaTGBhANEiwAoRgXBQiPMna0plH1s4rmcMV6YpFdu6oDG5zyaAfzYeLq7_ottKxjQBE3yRoCuRMQAvD_BwE

<blushes>

I'll think about it.

It may be a bit too revealing though.

Oh my God!

NO!!

🤣

😂Should've gone with the soft focus sparkly photo.

Yes!
More!
Out of your comfort zone, wee Maudie! 😂

Comfort zone?

That's on a whole new Comfort planet

<faints>

Even very very very soft focus and sparkles isn't improving that dress

<blinks>
<rubs eyes with paws>

OK. How about traditional Japanese kimono? That's more modest.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/145564502157