Which dress to my welcome home party?

[MaudfromtheBluestocking]

I've been away doing charity work for the past few months and I've just arrived home to a raptuous greeting.

The pub is holding a party this evening to welcome me home.

Which dress should I wear?

@ColinTheDachshund has caught my eye though

<whimper>

Lovely dear. Love the colours.
I feel this is now the pinnacle of my efforts and I might duck out for the night.

Although - WTFuckityfuck is a borg? Obviously not one of these? 😂
www.marksandspencer.com/-nborg-hooded-jacket/p/clp60743646?color=LIGHTNATURAL&_gl=110xisw7_upMQ.._gs*MQ..#intid=pid_pg1pip34g2r1c1%7Cprodflag_srp_ts_CBS_5

How about this one? It's on sale although they've only got tiny and larger sizes left

https://www.marksandspencer.com/pure-cotton-broderie-v-neck-midi-tiered-dress/p/clp22612706#intid=pid_pg1pip48g4r7c4%7Cprodflag_Online%20Only

Cosy

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This one looks a bit like a vicar's wife. Are you a vicar's wife Maud?

I could be, it would depend on the vicar, do you know any gerbil vicars local to the Bluestocking pub? I currently only have eyes for Colin, but I fear the language barrier would eventually prove too much of gap to bridge

Maybe Colin would like to become a vicar?

<whiiiiine>

<grrrrrrrrr>

Isn't that aprt of the Puffin Airlines merchandise range?

Maudie really suits a trouser.

I don't want to worry Colin, but she's trying this on now.

I look very powerful in the trouser suit. Like I'm about to go in and sack a whole department. I may scare some of the more timid staff members, Gloria 23's nerves are shot since the vegetable cannon mishap during rehearsals the other month, the suit may push her over the edge.

I'm just recreating scenes from tv. Tonight the episode from Friends where they all wear wedding dresses to watch tv.

Best not, then.

Oh, are you planning a holiday, or a new job?

It does appear to be.

Do you think Fuzzy got a good deal buying them in bulk? They look so warm and snuggly.

It's so nice to do something together as a family again. We've missed you so much, Maud!

I heard she did - but she's spent days now, embroidering logos on them.

Have you got any beer fear Maud ?

Im applying for next year's Sewing Bee. Everything would be a fluffy, puffin- decorated hoodie. Winner?

I'll be feeling anxious when the credit card bill arrives after all my drink then hangover induced clothes shopping arrives.

So there may be delayed beer fear!