I like the shape of those pillar skirts although they're probably not for me. This is why I miss good shops - I'm never going to go to the trouble of sending for one and retuning it but, if I saw one, I'd try it just for fun, and who knows maybe if I did...strange things can happen sometimes.
Speaking of strange, what the actual fuck, France? What were you smoking?
And bo and Galiana, I was at home all evening, Your Honours, and so was my husband.
@Galiana I'm assuming the swimsuit is 100% synthetic / technical fabric? If yes then, as bo says, the only recourse I know of is Rit, who produce some dyes for synthetics. I tried it once and, to be honest, wasn't that impressed with the result and even worse, it took 4 washes on empty to get rid of all the residue in the machine. (By comparison, with Dylon dyes I find one empty wash plus a wipe down of the door and rubber seal is all it takes.) Maybe I was just unlucky but it makes me wary of trying Rit again. If there's any cotton or viscose in it then you might get some kind of reduced result with Dylon but if the cotton / viscose is localised then any dyeing will be too, if that makes sense?