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Never ever skinny jeans

190 replies

LaLoose · 08/09/2023 17:57

all the time we have threads about skinny jeans and how everyone just lives them. WTAF? Where do you all live? I have about a twenty million pairs of jeans and have never owned skinnies and never will. (Am 5’9” and size 8 if that matters.) Anyone else?

Seriously people they look ridiculous.

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cheapskatemum · 09/09/2023 09:26

Fifireee · 09/09/2023 08:32

Also can I point out it’s BOILING in London at the moment so you’d have to be mad to wear skinny jeans - although I saw a man in a fleece yesterday in 31 degree heat.

I was thinking this! Plus the humidity is so high; I haven't worn my skinnies for a while because I'd be too hot. I find my thinner denim, looser fit jeans, rolled up so ankles are showing, plus sandals are much cooler. Other than that, I'm in shorts or summer frocks on really hot & humid days.

Tally00 · 09/09/2023 09:28

I wear skinny jeans because I've got short skinny legs and I love them because most other jeans swamp my legs.

bluebird3 · 09/09/2023 09:28

You don't say how old you are. I'm 38 and when I was a teenager there was nothing less cool or less flattering than mom jeans. They were worn by 'moms' not cool young teenagers. And here they are cool again because now moms are wearing skinnies. There are only so many styles of jeans and they cycle around. Look forward to embracing the skinny jeans in 15 years or so.

ZebraDanios · 09/09/2023 09:33

I wear skinny jeans in winter, spring and autumn because I’m really short and if I wear any other style of jeans and it’s been raining the bottoms end up wet. They don’t look great on me but then nothing does!

What I don’t understand is why, when it’s freezing and I’m wearing jeans tucked into boots, everyone else is going about with bare ankles. Don’t they get cold?!

Coastisclear · 09/09/2023 09:34

@LaLoose Maybe you don't know that many people then 🙄 I should imagine age plays a factor in this.
I think you should post a picture of your "size 8" self in what is IN and COOL for the rest of us bumpkins to aspire to as we clearly are offending you Central London types who maybe have too much time on your hands.

sadaboutmycat · 09/09/2023 09:36

LaLoose · 08/09/2023 18:08

I also never see anyone wearing them (central London) or know anyone with any.

How very peculiar?
And why do you care so much?

pizzaHeart · 09/09/2023 09:40

hittingtheshelves · 09/09/2023 05:59

'I'm tall and skinny and live in London don't you know! It's just you poor fat country types who wear skinny jeans. It's soooo uncool!'

In central London not just any part!
😂

NatashaDancing · 09/09/2023 09:48

ZebraDanios · 09/09/2023 09:33

I wear skinny jeans in winter, spring and autumn because I’m really short and if I wear any other style of jeans and it’s been raining the bottoms end up wet. They don’t look great on me but then nothing does!

What I don’t understand is why, when it’s freezing and I’m wearing jeans tucked into boots, everyone else is going about with bare ankles. Don’t they get cold?!

That question is a mystery to me too.

IClaudine · 09/09/2023 09:52

pizzaHeart · 09/09/2023 09:40

In central London not just any part!
😂

I think on MN "Central London" means zone 1-6. Either that, or half of Mumsnet live in zone 1. OP probably lives in Edmonton.

IClaudine · 09/09/2023 09:55

jugggugg · 09/09/2023 08:39

I’ve overheard too many teenagers laughing about older women (in their twenties!) in them that I can’t take them seriously.

Teenagers aren't the arbiters of style

Teens round here are fond of those god awful black shorts that ride up their bum! Very stylish.

Oakbeam · 09/09/2023 09:55

I also never see anyone wearing them (central London) or know anyone with any.

Then as long as you stay in your tiny central London bubble (you have my sympathies), you won’t have a problem.

RampantIvy · 09/09/2023 09:57

I'm always confused by the "skinny jeans are so dated" trope that gets mentioned on mumsnet all the time when the shops are full of them and so many people still wear them. In Primark you are hard pushed to find any other style of jeans.

Crinolines and farthingales are dated. I never see anyone wearing them. I can't remember the last time I saw anyone wearing a bowler hat either.

I agree it is an age thing. DD is 23 and doesn't even own any skinny jeans, and none of her friends wear them.

Polis · 09/09/2023 10:00

I'm always confused by the "skinny jeans are so dated" trope

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“dated” = Personally, I don’t like them and nor should anybody else.

Maireas · 09/09/2023 10:01

@IClaudine - "OP probably lives in Edmonton"
😂

IClaudine · 09/09/2023 10:04

Maireas · 09/09/2023 10:01

@IClaudine - "OP probably lives in Edmonton"
😂

Apologies to anyone who does live there. It seems to have improved a lot in recent years.

MattDamon · 09/09/2023 10:07

I'm in London and work in media/entertainment. The twenty-year-old interns still wear them as do most of the 20-30 something employees.

Posters have been trying to say skinny jeans are passé almost the entire time I've been on mumsnet but it doesn't reflect real life.

Norachance · 09/09/2023 10:07

I live in Zone 1- just sitting waiting for my dh to get cat in carrier as we are off to the vet. I am wearing skinny jeans - should I stay home instead in case I get arrested by the fashion police?

Maireas · 09/09/2023 10:08

IClaudine · 09/09/2023 10:04

Apologies to anyone who does live there. It seems to have improved a lot in recent years.

I think your point is valid. It was awful when I worked in that area, I have to say!

Maireas · 09/09/2023 10:09

Norachance · 09/09/2023 10:07

I live in Zone 1- just sitting waiting for my dh to get cat in carrier as we are off to the vet. I am wearing skinny jeans - should I stay home instead in case I get arrested by the fashion police?

Are you at least 5' 9"? Are you a size 8 or less? Do you work in a creative industry? I think these are all really, really important factors 😊

YourWinter · 09/09/2023 10:10
On My Way Goodbye GIF by Bubble Punk

I wear wellies a lot and skinny jeans fit in them best.

YourWinter · 09/09/2023 10:11

No idea where the cat came from??

Maireas · 09/09/2023 10:11

YourWinter · 09/09/2023 10:11

No idea where the cat came from??

Oh, I thought it was you in your skinnies on your bike!

Divebar2021 · 09/09/2023 10:17

God @Norachance I would die in jeans today it’s so hot.

RockaLock · 09/09/2023 10:18

Norachance · 09/09/2023 10:07

I live in Zone 1- just sitting waiting for my dh to get cat in carrier as we are off to the vet. I am wearing skinny jeans - should I stay home instead in case I get arrested by the fashion police?

It's already 27c in London and only going to get hotter - how can you bear to wear skinny jeans when it's this hot!?!

RockaLock · 09/09/2023 10:20

Xpost with @Divebar2021 !