I kept waiting for my eye to get used to cropped trousers. It didn't, they still look stupid!
Droopy floral dresses. It was sunny yesterday, I sat outside a café watching posses of women in acres of colourful little flowers, trying to find it pretty and charming. They just looked like a bunch of 1970s grannies coming from a cake sale.
Inverted-carrot trousers on men. Been happening for too long already.
I do like most things, honest! I don't even mind those silly "I'm not naked really" things on women, as long as they're under 30 or so. Young people are supposed to experiment with daft clothing styles 😀