@MidnightMeltdown - "High waisted jeans.
Anyone who isn't a size 8 with a flat stomach ends up with a belly like Father Christmas"
Does that mean everyone else outside of the 'size 8 with a flat stomach' shouldn't be wearing jeans? If you're a bit (or a lot) overweight your belly will be hanging over low-rise and mid-rise jeans, rather than being contained inside the jeans. Anyway, Father Christmas has plenty of fans.