Today, I have committed the ultimate Sartorial Faux Pas....

[SpongeBobJudgeyPants]

I accidentally wore double denim, then because I was rushing, I considered it and went "Nah, CBA". Yes, I am old enough to know better. No, still not bothered. There may be a special circle of Hell reserved for me (7.5a?) but I still can't bring myself to care very much. Is this is a bonus in exchange for everything heading south, rapidly? getting to a certain age? Will I start wearing purple soon, and moaning about the price of butter? Tell me your fashion things, that you're not bothered about, please. TIA.

Well now you can match the bag up with these little beauties

Rampant sweat
Feet all smoooshed up like a robbers face in a pair of tights

Mmmm count me in !

I'm wearing an M&S fleece - shoot me now. At least it's not the one with the wolves on it. It's plain white and zips all the way through.

Re the black trousers/top thing:

• for the office - you are not supposed to wear black trousers and a bright looking top in a sort of colour-blocking way because it looks cheap (as bright colours so often do). It's ok to wear black trousers and say a nice black & white polka dot pussy bow blouse. Very Kate Middleton ie expensive. Or per a pp, a more subdued colour eg a blush pink or something. Or even better, blush pink with grey trousers.


• For a night out, black trousers and a "nice top" is indeed "chubby pear shaped girl circa 2003". I know, because I was her. I also was her wearing "jeans and a nice top" with high heels.

Anyway, the above are the supposed rules. Do I care? Nope.

Oh my god. You'd just slip around in your own sweat.

You'd need the pack of Lurpack to rub over your feet first or you'd never get the buggers off

@70isaLimitNotaTarget stop it, that's given me the right ick!

😂😂😂

I'm with ya

I wear my slides with socks, not in a fashionable way. My feet are going through a painful phase and I just can't be bothered to care about a floral M&S sock sticking out of the end.

@FKATondelayo I have never quite been brave enough for the visible straps, but if anyone watches Corris, Becky, who was Steve Mc's then wife, used to absolutely rock this look. Jealous I was!

So if we aren't "allowed" to wear coloured tops and black trousers any more, what should we be wearing with black trousers? Just neutrals?

Snorting at aubergine with arms. That's lone for the Expectation v Reality thread in Classics.

What top colour is acceptable?

No no no no

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Anyway. Call me auld fashioned but there is a lot to be said for a proper gusset.

Hell yeah !!!

Only still on page 2 but I'm reckoning I can beat all comers.
I have been seen regularly in my street with my dressing gown of doom on.
Only last night I took 90 year old Fred's dinner over because I'd forgotten to do it while still properly dressed. So he and the street got a good gawp.
Its hooded, it's dark brown, its massive because I bought it for my son who didnt want it and it's the bestest dressing gown I've ever had.

But I wear boots when I don't want my ugly trotters on show! With these I'd still have to wax my legs and do a pedicure!🤣
I'll stick with my trusty flip flops on days where my feet are allowed on show!

Double denim is fashionable! Well so my cousin (who works in fashion) tells me. I wore it intentionally recently.

I find this quite sad, that his opinion is still so important to you it’s your headline. She asked what you don’t care about, not your ex husband, 💐

So today I had on emerald green trousers with a black top - is that as bad as black trousers with an emerald top do we think?

Skinny jeans + stripy top + trainers = my standard outfit! Wouldn't know where else to start! My Tesco super stretch jeggings are the comfiest thing ever.

To the poster up thread who mentioned Crocs.
You are the height of fashion, Crocs are very much in style
All four of my very fashion conscious teenagers wear them, you can get little accessories that stick in the holes. One has a little rubber Harry Styles, another has rainbows.
It will still be a cold day in hell before I wear them though

at this thread
Hairy legs is the main thing I don’t care about.

My main criteria is ‘Is it visibly stained’
I've actually rescued a long forgotten apron out of the airing cupboard and I’m actually going to wear it.

With nothing else 😉 ?

Oooh, I like the sound of your massive, cosy dressing gown. Just be careful that the neighbours don't start telling stories of the ghost of a monk in the area....

@Maireas
Oh I know what I wear ALL the time. Those shirred too dresses. Even went to the co op wearing one with no underwear.
Quite impressive as I’m 34 ff at least and 54.
I just have had enough