Did you also always dream to grow up and have Cher Horowitz' closet from Clueless, Elle? Barcodes seem a bit extra though, are you sure it's not a tagging system from a different consignment agency where it was previously bought and sold?
Ok, dated bingo, per quirky's request (it's all her fault). I'm admittedly incredibly unkind but fuck it I have a horrible cold and this is parody of past threads smushed together not about any individual poster.
(It's not Covid, I've tested negative three times now. I wish it was because now after this horrible cold I'll have to look forward to still eventually catching the dreaded Covid according to the good scientists and being horribly sick all over again and thus I'm very moody and this was somewhat cathartic.)
-North vs South England dressing up/down Olympics (the rest of the UK sensibly lets them duke it out, with popcorn at hand)
-Inevitable class warfare and accusations of snobbery
-Be thin. Be white. Be a crisp white shirt.
-The Grammar pedant enters to tell everyone they're mean bitches who can't spell (while inevitably making a SPAG error themselves)
-The Classisist insist they are never out of style but their views on other women certainly are
-The ones who wear the scorn of the thread adopt it as a badge of honour <high fives all round>
-The eternal outraged defender claiming something's a classic, basic, or staple goes largely ignored despite their best efforts with an ever increasing pitch of tone
-Massive norks and cold dead hands
-The word ubiquitous is ubiquitous
-"Classy" <vom>
-The initially reasonable poster transforms into the judgemental posters they were calling out, just the other side of the coin and twice as nasty
-My teenager is the ultimate authority on style, here's their useless advice
-The I'm so poor, poorer than any of you poster
-The I'm so rich, richer than any of you poster
-A helpful poster gains a following and is inundated with questions by the fangirls only to never return to answer or acknowledge them
-Hyacinth Bucket enters the chat to remind everyone they're horrible mean bitches
-OP only posts once, the opening post. If they post once more just before the thread closes they're definitely a journo
-Look at the state of the world, THIS is what you care about?!?!?
-Who cares
-Heels and toddling on them
-A poster bleeting on about comportment, etiquette, manners, or similar displaying they clearly lack any themselves by reminding everyone they're horrible mean bitches
-Some mention of French, Spanish and Italian women
-Posters linking the Times Style Section or Vogue as definitive proof of their authoritative stand (when really at this point traditional media is indiscernible from brand PR)
-This is Style and Beauty, we're allowed to be mean judgemental twats who speak with moral authority about anyone who buys their clothes in a supermarket, it's in the section title dontcha know?
-So what's in then?
<Crickets>