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Naff things in other people's fashion sense

424 replies

BVP246 · 26/06/2021 01:32

I know that it is a question of each to his own etc but what do you find naff in other people's fashion sense?

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Mackiemackie · 26/06/2021 22:32

Wouldn't life be boring if we all looked the same.

If it makes you feel good and doesn't harm anybody, go for it. So many of us spend our whole lives worrying about what others think of us. I probably tick at least 50% of the naff boxes posted here Smile

SecondCityShark · 26/06/2021 22:44

Cold shoulder tops.

And whatever the hell you'd call Madonna's current look.

Gwenhwyfar · 26/06/2021 22:54

@NotImpossible

Fake nails. And fake tan. Just can't get my head around it! I genuinely can't understand why people think they look good. Totally bizarre (to me).
I think fake tan looks good to be honest. As long as it's not too orange. I got sprayed once and I look Ronsealed the first day, but quite good the few days afterwards.
Gwenhwyfar · 26/06/2021 22:56

@Carrotca

What's naff is starting a thread judging other people. Would much rather have a horrible dress sense and be a nice person, than start a thread slating things people like, for fun. Wow. Mumsnet really is full of some bitchy women.
She's judging things, not people. That's not being 'bitchy'. And everyone judges, whether you say it out loud or not, you have opinions on clothes etc. too.
Gwenhwyfar · 26/06/2021 22:59

"Short sleeved jumpers.. if it's cold enough for a jumper it's cold enough for sleeves."

Same thing goes for body warmers.

markmichelle · 26/06/2021 22:59

Just seen some shots of the racegoers at Newcastle, oh! dear.
Dresses at least one size too small.
Short skirts that inevitably show so much more fat thigh at the back than the front.
Big floppy boobs not supported or constrained properly.
Every fashion fail was there.

Crabbyboot · 26/06/2021 23:07

@Sleepingdogs12

Someone just mentioned VPL. I really don't like Visible Thong Line under skirts and trousers, way worse then the classic VPL.
Yes... god forbid women wearing underwear Confused I'm going to burn all mine so no one can ever see my VPL
Gwenhwyfar · 26/06/2021 23:20

"I don't carry stuff with me. Just my phone which has my bank card and single house key. They fit in my pockets"

Wow. You never need a tissue or a paracetamol or an umbrella or sun cream or a tampon? And your face mask?

I couldn't live without a handbag. Or I suppose I could, but then I'd be like annoying men with pockets full of change, etc. that has to be emptied and re-filled every day.

LST · 26/06/2021 23:39

@Gwenhwyfar

"I don't carry stuff with me. Just my phone which has my bank card and single house key. They fit in my pockets"

Wow. You never need a tissue or a paracetamol or an umbrella or sun cream or a tampon? And your face mask?

I couldn't live without a handbag. Or I suppose I could, but then I'd be like annoying men with pockets full of change, etc. that has to be emptied and re-filled every day.

I take daily painkillers in the morning. Never need a tissue. Don't have periods as I'm a depo injection. My face mask is on my face or in said pocket or around my wrist.
Gwenhwyfar · 26/06/2021 23:42

Never need a tissue? Lucky you. Must be something wrong with my nose! And it happens so often that a public toilet is out of paper...

LST · 26/06/2021 23:44

@Gwenhwyfar

Never need a tissue? Lucky you. Must be something wrong with my nose! And it happens so often that a public toilet is out of paper...
I get the impression you think I'm lying. I literally never need a tissue. Even if I have a cold it's blocked so I don't need one. People are different. I don't know many men who carry tissues around with them either.
WaltzingBetty · 26/06/2021 23:45

@Gwenhwyfar

"I don't carry stuff with me. Just my phone which has my bank card and single house key. They fit in my pockets"

Wow. You never need a tissue or a paracetamol or an umbrella or sun cream or a tampon? And your face mask?

I couldn't live without a handbag. Or I suppose I could, but then I'd be like annoying men with pockets full of change, etc. that has to be emptied and re-filled every day.

Loads of women manage fine without handbags Confused
Notashandyta · 26/06/2021 23:45

This is the bleakest thread ever.

It's in style and beauty, where posters discuss style and beauty.

Clearly a lighthearted post that has been hijacked by cretins.

If you don't agree with a thread on style and beauty where posters are asked what they think looks naff, then don't bother clicking on it.

Style and beauty posters enjoy debating fashion, for good and bad. If you don't, why join in? And criticise the ladies who want to have a lighthearted chat about, you know, style and beauty on the style and beauty board...

Almost smacks of an aggressive demographic who want to make mumsnet a bad place to be...

ballroompink · 26/06/2021 23:45

Muscly/stocky men in skinny jeans or tight joggers. It looks ridiculous.

Flesh toned leggings or tracksuits.

Skirts so short and tight that they have to be constantly held down or pulled down when walking so an arse cheek doesn't pop out.

My perennial gripe from outdoorsy trips out: that particular combo some women do of really dated looking floral print skirt or dress with black leggings underneath and walking shoes/boots.

Gwenhwyfar · 26/06/2021 23:47

"I don't know many men who carry tissues around with them either."

I have male friends who refuse to carry a bag and they always have to ask me to carry something for them if they've bought something. It's really annoying. One also doesn't take his reading glasses out and has to have someone else read menus for him. So, I just think bags are convenient.
Men don't need toilet paper in the same way so I get why they don't carry it around for that.
I don't disbelieve you, I'm just a bit jealous. I do get hay fever, but I also have a runny nose whenever there's wind. I do find it hard to believe your nose never runs or needs to be blown, come rain or come shine.

Gwenhwyfar · 26/06/2021 23:49

"Loads of women manage fine without handbags confused"

Yeah, men do too, but then they have to empty their pockets and re-fill them every night and there's lose change all over the place. Hardly a good solution.

LST · 26/06/2021 23:50

@Notashandyta

This is the bleakest thread ever.

It's in style and beauty, where posters discuss style and beauty.

Clearly a lighthearted post that has been hijacked by cretins.

If you don't agree with a thread on style and beauty where posters are asked what they think looks naff, then don't bother clicking on it.

Style and beauty posters enjoy debating fashion, for good and bad. If you don't, why join in? And criticise the ladies who want to have a lighthearted chat about, you know, style and beauty on the style and beauty board...

Almost smacks of an aggressive demographic who want to make mumsnet a bad place to be...

When the judgements turn nasty and start on the abelism route or mentioning the word fat.. people need calling out on it. I don't give a shit that people think my tattoos, dreads and piercings are shit. But they are things I chose. I didn't choose my disability and when people start slating people for wearing elastic waists and flip flops they can quite frankly fuck off
NowWhatUsernameShallIHave · 26/06/2021 23:53

Hair extensions
Big eyelashes that look like could start a hurricane especially if they are peeling off or just mahoosive
Obvious stripes of contour
White highlight
People who wear high heels who can obviously cannot walk in them
When your bra cups are too small creating 4 boobs

StuffinThePuffin · 27/06/2021 02:50

Someone just mentioned VPL. I really don't like Visible Thong Line under skirts and trousers, way worse then the classic VPL

Well then what the fuck am I supposed to wear? Do I have to always go commando on the off chance that someone might realise that I'm wearing underwear?

groovergirl · 27/06/2021 04:37

When your bra cups are too small, creating 4 boobs

Hereby guilty, as one who stuffs 12D boobs into the 12C bras of her youth. Damn and blast the midlife slobbery that has led me to this. I want my C-cups back!

SiobhanSharpe · 27/06/2021 06:27

I have a question about a style trend i have seen recently.
Quite a few women wearing bedroom slippers in the street --- the fluffy slide type ones.
Is this a thing?
Or have they just forgotten to change them when they're popping down to the shop.
Otherwise it seems highly impractical to me. What if it starts raining? And they give no support to your feet at all.
(Goes for a lie down now,)

Onlinedilema · 27/06/2021 07:15

The bedroom slipper shoes you describe, they are shoes. It’s not new my dd has had some for a couple of years now. Very comfy and they look fabulous on her. I understand about the rain thing but they are a summer shoe, like any other flip flop or sandal. As far as shoes go my motto is if they feel good wear them.

DisgruntledPelican · 27/06/2021 08:07

@SiobhanSharpe

I have a question about a style trend i have seen recently. Quite a few women wearing bedroom slippers in the street --- the fluffy slide type ones. Is this a thing? Or have they just forgotten to change them when they're popping down to the shop. Otherwise it seems highly impractical to me. What if it starts raining? And they give no support to your feet at all. (Goes for a lie down now,)
Is it when they’ve just had a pedicure? Same as when people go out to the shop with rollers in. Efficient use of time?
ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/06/2021 08:24

Maybe not class. Maybe the word is status or social position?

Everything people wear has a message. E.g:

In the 1920’s the boyish shape appeared for women. This was due to the following:

Increasing emancipation for for women ( they’d got the vote). When women are gaining strides in emancipation they mimic the male shape ( 80’s, 20’s, WW2 60’s)

The loss of so many men during the war meant women were taking over male jobs, and they’d had increasing independence in WW1. As there were fewer men, women adopted a masculine shape.

When men have lots of facial hair it is because they feel threatened by women ( Late Victorian, Edwardian, 70’s and now)

The hemline reflects the state of the world economy. Short in a boom( 20’s, 60’s 80’s) long in a depression ( 30’s, 70’s, 90’s, now)

So everything has an unwritten code.

Contouring/ tattoos/ lipfillers/ extensions/ eyelashes are all part of the same thing. People have moved into enhancing their bodies as well as clothes. This is partly because trends tend to be recycled rather than new. There are no new pieces of clothing, so the body itself is used as adornment.
Donna Karen invented the last piece of new clothing in the 80’s which was the body.

RacheyCat · 27/06/2021 09:01

This is a very perplexing thread. So many people seemingly thinking they have to defend their style. I don't give a fuck if people think what I'm wearing is naff, because they're wrong and I look awesome. Fashion is subjective! If you're feeling defensive, are you 100% sure you actually like what you're wearing?

I think that there are people who are playing the game of style and fashion, and those who aren't. This thread was meant to be lightheartedly talking about those who are playing the game. Obviously if you've only got one arm and can just about drag on a pair of leggings, or if you live in a waterlogged farm and have to wade through a bog in welly boots, we are not talking or thinking about you. Equally, I don't think there's much point casting aspersions at the Boden/Joe Brown crowd, because those are clothes simply made for looking "nice" and the people dressing from there are also not really engaged in the game of fashion and style.

This thread should be discussing those who have opted in.

My choices: The Free People aesthetic; Stiletto heels: 1950's style