Critique my Lookeiro?

[polkadotpjs]

This is not sponsored , I'm not advertising or angling to sign people up. I don't work for them- all these facts will become obvious as I think I look shit in all of it.
I love the t shirt detail and like the culottes snd skirt but I'm just too fat of middle and too short I think. Give me your views !
Loved having tucked in waist but think maybe narrower would be better. Skirt lovely and I'm losing weight so maybe ok with good knickers and a different top but I'm not overwhelmed. The bag they sent us lush mind you. And handbags ALWAYS FIT. But I don't need a bag. Do I? I could start another thread on bags. How many I own is dreadful but some (a lot) are cheap and bought for a night out and I'd lose happily. I've no pic but this new one is sage teen quilted leather. Small cross body with gold chain strap so a bit nice for summer drinks out. Keep or lose ? £60...
excuse messy bedroom with endless charity bags and baskets of kids clothes they've outgrown...

Those clothes are vile.

They are terrible. The top doesn't hang well, it doesn't go with the skirt at all. The trousers are fussy. Nothing is properly in fashion - the skirt is an odd length. I'd send it all back.

Nobody could look good in those. Returneiro.

It's all going back. I think I got the styling fee on a voucher. In theory the clothes look nice. On a size 10.
I always said when they dressed people on Trinny and Susannah or Gok Wan that they'd struggle with me. They likes thin waist and huge tits.
I'm doomed in their eyes but actually have decent legs and arms. I'll have to take a pic in gym gear or a decent outfit I do like to show you all!

The whole lot of what they sent is £170 btw

Are you saying that these clothes were picked for you and are deemed to go together ?

This is the best comment

no- those clothes wouldn't look nice on anybody- not even a size 10. Grim as anything

Honestly, it’s nothing to do with you. Nothing. These clothes would look awful on anyone, whatever their shape or size. There is not one thing about them that’s nice or stylish or well made or chic in any way.

£170? Jesus wept.

£170?! Ooft, it looks like someone has picked out everything in the right size, but from the bargain bin in a charity shop.

It's def not you OP. Those clothes are horrendous. Take your £170 and find something you love. I have massive tits and recommend bravissimo - not especially "in" but I feel good in their clothes.

I’m about a size 10 OP and wouldn’t be able to make that skirt look any better! The first outfit just doesn’t go. I don’t mind the culottes though.

I love how you started your Op with "this is not a sponsored thread" - best comment ever!

You look lovely Op. The clothes don't. Honestly you'd have chosen way nicer things yourself, don't waste your money or time!

The clothes are wrong for your shape. Nothing to do with your size. It looks from your photos that you're apple- shaped. Good arms and legs but no waist definition. Look up flattering apple shape clothes and for goodness sake ditch all that beige!

£170!!!

The tshirt is just blah & looks very thin & the skirt fabric & colour is not nice. I'm confused how these 2 items make a "styled" outfit!

White & beige is never a good look & you can see you have good legs but the trouser shape hides that & the colour is horrid.

@polkadotpjs

It's all going back. I think I got the styling fee on a voucher. In theory the clothes look nice. On a size 10. I always said when they dressed people on Trinny and Susannah or Gok Wan that they'd struggle with me. They likes thin waist and huge tits. I'm doomed in their eyes but actually have decent legs and arms. I'll have to take a pic in gym gear or a decent outfit I do like to show you all!

Nope. They wouldn’t look nice on a size 10, sorry. Shapeless and washed out beige :(

Send 'em back. I'm sure you wear far better OP when left to your own devices.

I have no full length shots. Obviously too traumatic. I'll take one in my jeans today when I'm dressed! I may well be apple now. Was more pear. Thanks peri ...

£170
Glad you are sending them back. Judging by the clothes, I have in mind that the bag is not great either but you didn't want a zero success rate.

I'm glad to have seen this thread as was toying with ordering from them.
I cannot believe they would charge £170! Did the clothes feel nice?
The colours are so insipid and don't suit your colouring. Your arm in the middle photo looks like you have lovely warm skin.
Don't feel bad, it's them not you! I think very few people would look great in those combos.

I’ve used lookerio OP and found you have to be specific with them. Really specific with what you want.

The colours, as others have said don’t do anything for you.

Send it all back. Try again with more specific instructions on what you want and colours that suit you.

£170?! You could get all that at Primark! Especially the skirt - I've seen loads like that there over the years (and never bought one).

They are awful! Bloody hell. Have no doubt you could find something much more flattering and not pay for the privilege. I've never done one of these services but it doesn't inspire me... though maybe there are some better ones out there if it's a route you want to pursue.

You're not fat. You've got a bit of a tummy....I expect most of us have. Those clothes are AWFUL. Shapeless and meh. It's not you its the clothes

They definitely do not show you off at all. They aren’t making use of your best bits. Get rid!

No. Sorry. Return

Pics of me in jeans and yet another striped top but looking better I think (hope)
I do have a bit of a waist but very big of tummy currently. Does my own stuff look better?