Critique my Lookeiro?

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This is not sponsored , I'm not advertising or angling to sign people up. I don't work for them- all these facts will become obvious as I think I look shit in all of it.
I love the t shirt detail and like the culottes snd skirt but I'm just too fat of middle and too short I think. Give me your views !
Loved having tucked in waist but think maybe narrower would be better. Skirt lovely and I'm losing weight so maybe ok with good knickers and a different top but I'm not overwhelmed. The bag they sent us lush mind you. And handbags ALWAYS FIT. But I don't need a bag. Do I? I could start another thread on bags. How many I own is dreadful but some (a lot) are cheap and bought for a night out and I'd lose happily. I've no pic but this new one is sage teen quilted leather. Small cross body with gold chain strap so a bit nice for summer drinks out. Keep or lose ? £60...
excuse messy bedroom with endless charity bags and baskets of kids clothes they've outgrown...

Goodness. I don’t think these clothes do anything for you. I’d return them all. You look quite young and these give a frumpy look.

Return all of it, its really not flattering and doesn't go together. Looks quite cheap.

Gosh no. Those clothes don't flatter you and there's too many fussy bits on both the skirt and the trousers. Neither of them go with the top. Also the colour (beige) isn't nice.

Send them all back. You don't need another handbag

I'd return it all too. I hate that tshirt and the skirt looks very cheap.
How much was this?

Ah sorry, just saw the price in the OP.

Return all, no question, they do nothing for you. 😕

They're all awful. When I first saw the pictures I thought it was a joke and you'd deliberately put all your worst clothes ok together or something.
You could do so much better than these!

I'm actually quite cross on your behalf...

I just want to add... I said everything is horrible, and they are, but it's the clothes that are horrible, not you or your figure. Obviously! The items sent to you are just all wrong for your shape. You will look fabulous in property fitting clothes.

These are all totally dreadful. Cheap, poorly made, unstylish and in a colour that flatters no one. Nothing is nice.

Who puts this stuff together? Do they get paid for sending you a random pile of stuff that should be torn up and used as dusters? It’s madness.

None of them do anything for your figure

Send back. The colours are dull, the best item is the culottes but I’d wear with a much brighter, or darker top. The skirt doesn’t suit your shape (I’m the same shape in the middle) and the t-shirt doesn’t go with it. I think you can get much nicer stuff for £60.

Total mess. Return.

Wow! Overwhelmed and reassured by this. It's crap for my figure isn't it? I send photos of my troublesome middle section too!
It's going back. You're right about the bag too. I do not need it.
I do feel a bit crap that I look this shit though!! I've a rare talent for making clothes look crap

It's not you OP, it's the clothes they are crap!

I'll try and find a picture of one of my own outfits full length so you can see my shape. I'm fat, granted but still. Awful...

To be honest, I thought you were having a giraffe too. Those outfits do nothing for you. I'm sorry but I'd hate for you to waste your money.
You have great legs, arms and rack. They deserve much better.

...and yes, it is the clothes that look crap. Certainly not you.

It really isn't you! It's the clothes.

I do wonder what their mark up is tbh, as I have my doubts about quality compared with the price of their stuff.

Also, as a system, I think it works for some people, but not for lots of others. The thing is, that most of us aren't the same size in every shop or a classic apple / pear / hourglass / inverted triangle / whatever. So it's bound to be hard for them to dress someone they've never actually seen in person.

For example, I am an hourglass. If you put my measurements into a calculator it always says hourglass. So, I need something which shows off my waist. But I've had two children and too much cake and have the lower tummy area problem to show for it. So if I click 'highlight waist' and they send me a load of stuff that clings to my gut, I'd look a state in it! I have also requested things in the past and they haven't been able to find them. Not difficult things either. So, all in all, I'm not a fan. I think, if I wanted someone to style me, which I don't, I'd book in with one of the in store styling sessions, eg John Lewis.

It's definitely not you OP. No one could make those clothes look good. They would even make a super model look like she's had an accident and been dressed in clothes from lost property.

It's genuinely not you OP, can't imagine those clothes looking good on anyone. Agree with others you'd look good in a dress to draw the emphasis to your great arms and legs.

Trust your own instincts OP. You knew the clothes didn’t look right on you and you took it on the chin when posters said the same thing.

That T-shirt and skirt are just awful. I don’t think they’d look good on anybody

Jesus. So they've taken a tenner off you and for your trouble you've to go through the faff if returning it?!

Wow. Cheeky bastards.

They are awful - the outfits not you!
If you lived near me I would happily take you shopping and be your critical friend - with the right outfit you would look amazing