This dress.. Is it for under 25s only?

[HopefulQuitter]

I'm 37 and I want it! Am I having some sort of episode?
I'm slim with decent legs but.... I dont know.

just the photo of it made me feel itchy.
it looks flammable.

Not for me, I’m afraid.

I think it could look fine, if you accessorised it with your house. With the curtains drawn and the lights off.

I like it, and now I have Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves as an ear worm.
'She was born in the wagon of a travelling show. Her Mama had to dance for the money they'd throw' etc

Very Dallas

I’m guessing this is a joke thread? No under 25 would wear that. And not many over either. 😂

My first thought was that it is not something that I would wear but it is strangely growing on me. I think we all need a little more fun and colour in our lives.
I would go for the Spanish flamenco look with this. Flesh coloured fishnets, black strappy heels and a flower in your hair. Go for it and enjoy yourself.

I'm really not sure what demographic dresses like that but I don't think it's the under 25's.

Is it from the Ann Summers catalogue? Looks like it should be strictly boudoir attire.

Although why cheap tacky black and red nylon is considered 'sexy' I have no idea.

So it's Spanish (but needs castanets and fish net tights), it's also gypsy (worn by a lady who dances while men throw money at her) Dallas and looks like it's from the Ann Summers catalogue

I mean, this is the Style and Beauty board and the OP did ask. I don't see how offering a negative opinion about a garment is "mean". It's not as if anyone has slagged off the OP herself!

@LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow

do the castanets come with or will you have to order those separately??

That made me snort like a wee piggy. So sorry OP I'm not keen. I actually think it looks fun and if I had good legs I'd be all over it too. I wouldnt bat an eyelid at any age wearing it, but there must be a much nicer quality one out there? I'd be worried about a stray spark sending me up like a bonfire!

It’s dreadful. No young person with self respect would wear it, either. So no!!!

Well I personally love it! I might buy it myself if OP would mind saying where it's from, don't think you've got much competition apart from me (understand if you don't want to)

I love it, too. Anyone with the figure should wear and enjoy.

No age limit. you just need to be able to cope with people pissing themselves laughing!!

@burritofan

I think it’s for streetwalkers only, sorry

Agreed. Doesn't matter what age you are.

If I were so inclined, I imagine it’s the kind of dress one would wear to arrive at a Swingers party.

Why is the castanets comment ok? Is it ok to laugh at flamenco dancers? (I assume that's what you are referring to)

I mentioned flamenco dancers in my message which certainly was not having a go as I think they look fantastic. I also mentioned nude fishnets as that is what many dancers wear and I feel would compliment the dress/look. Once again not having a go at the OP. Have fun wearing it OP.

Utterly hideous.

Life is short. Wear the dress!

I'd look like a Viz character in it myself but but if you've got the figure and the legs then go for it, definitely.

Im shocked at a lot of these comments 🤔

It's something you'd see on women of any age, sitting near a puddle of puke in the Bigg Market.