Judy how annoying! Of course you can't blame your MIL as clearly the cat deliberately hid her keys so you would be forced to come back and attend to her every need 
Jaime looking forward to feedback on the Moschino as it looked so cute but I can't forgive them for that one that looked like Flash cleaner so have boycotted them since 
Maud that sounds lovely; what perfume are you wearing? This is important information!
Buffy have a fab holiday! And you have a lovely excuse to flop around and insist drinks are brought to you etc
Don't kill me, but if you think a wheelchair may be useful (sorry) Red Cross loan them out for a donation. May be too late anyway.
Teta I also really want to know why you're going away for a month, but don't want to? it wasn't you that taught in the Summer was it?
Hopefully we will be off this month too 🤞🏻 although I fear my arm may fuck it right up (language, sorry) I have a horrible feeling insurance wouldn't cover it anyway as technically it's linked to my declared pre existing condition
I am sick of always causing a problem for everything
At least my cat will be happy if I can't go 