i bought a bloody poncho

[BrendaandEddie]

I had been toying. I thought it would make me titty.
I espied a jigsaw one and tried on ready to HATE but its actually quite nice and good for whizzing to my overheated office..

i liked the dropped shoulder thing too
www.jigsaw-online.com/products/knitted-ribbed-border-poncho-11365

i had to go out AGAIN
and am going out tomorrow night! I am busier than mrs pankhurst

dexter - tell of how YOU let the poncho world down

ok. I finish tomorrow by 4. I will ponch about then before my social whirl recommences.

lazy mega PONCHOPOINTS to you

NONE to you DEXTERWIENER

Wearing a poncho adds about 3 stone instantly.

And by the time summer comes round you really will weigh about 3 stone more!
Those things expand with you.
Bad idea. Almost as bad as stretchy leggings.

(I know these things. I'm a size 16 and I look good in most things, but in a poncho I look like a bag of shat)

shit. obs

LETS ALL PUT OUR FINGERS IN OUR EARS AND SAY LA LA LALALLALAL

ah Brenda Brenda Brenda!! I am on edge waiting for the result. Tis as bad as the interminable pause before they announce X factor winners. On edge.

i know - without a high pitched falsetto bailing, too

I tried on the poncho and it did look nice but I just knew I would never wear it. Then I spotted the coat and the poncho was dropped like a hot potato! Farewell poncho world.

73dexter, that coat looks great!

Tried on the JL one, looks lovely but entirely impractical.

I couldn't move my arms properly and the neck doesn't sit right.

It would be very good for wafting about doing absolutely nothing in

Did you try jugsaw?

No, it was the promise of cashmere that sucked me in.

Did feel lovely but I'm less of an elegant, wafty type and more of a puffy coat and sensible boots type!

i am going to GO AND #ponchoff

Lol at 'jugsaw'

Jigsaw diffusion line for the big titted?

It's been 3 hours - Brenda must have died in a poncho related disaster

Caught her death of cold or shot her big toe off?

Brenda prob got caught in a game of poker in a saloon. Was cheatin'. Got caught. Big saloon brawl. Saloon trashed. Guns drawn. Pfft.

Ponchos are back?

This can't be allowed.

I'm contacting Amnesty International.

Come on brenda, make an entrance through those saloon doors

snort

I'm laughing in a Hungover way. I had to go out. I didn't realise the time.

Right, now I am really torn, I can't decide between the two! The cashmere one is softer and already feels warmer, but it's a hell of a lot of money for basically a black blanket with a hole in the middle

I like the neckline of the jigsaw , one of the reviews on John Lewis says this year's version is better because the ribbing at the bottom and it doesn't count up! So many innuendos in that post
But the jl cashmere is nice.

I'll ask the boys. They'll hate both