BUM CHEEKS. NO NO NO

[KarlWrenbury]

I have been out today and am tired of seeing bums cheeks winking at me. Put your arses away.

DP calls them vagina shorts.

Usually worn by flat bummed ladies replete with dimples.

...YANBU.

Oh I agree. If your vagina lips are longer then the crotch of your shorts you should probably re-thin your outfit imo

Pocket test.

If your back pockets are longer than your actual shorts, NO NO NO

Ahhh Mrs that is a mental image I didn't need! You're quite right though. And in any case tight short shorts don't make you feel less hot - too much running flesh causing sweating.

Running flesh!? Rubbing. Stupid phone.

Plus - they are rubbing their chuff all over public seating slight exaggeration

lol at vagina shorts

plus high waisted ones like a giant nappy

High waisted play suits are worse. They look exactly like a baby's sleep suit.

Even worse in ditsy print with elasticated waistband

oh dear, brain bleach please!

not a pretty sight on ANYBODY!

I agree o.p. bum cheeks are a no no, that said though. We do live in a free society where we have freedom of choice so I suppose if people want to walk around showing their bum cheeks who are we to say they shouldn't.
Their body. Their choice.x

why are you kissing me?

i have to look at their flabby flaps and they cant even bloody see them

I like the high waisted ones all the teenagers wear, makes me feel old though as there's not much I know I definitely couldn't wear now but that's definitely one. I don't think you need a perfect figure to wear them but you have to be young. I saw a girl today wearing them with a crop top, she was maybe 19 and not beautiful or perfect looking at all, but she looked fab due to being youthful and insouciant

I wore a short playsuit to the zoo today and it felt ace , really comfy and practical and I think it looked good, like a dress but a bit more modern. From Hennes but not on their site, fifteen quid. Not floral or viscose though - silky polyester in a taupe and black scribble print. Just with flipflops - I saw some real ott styling of play suits and jumpsuits with gold belts and bling and patterns and sparkle that there was no need for .

Oh dear I'm waffling, I blame a day of sun and wine to calm my nerves now we're home

i don't understand how they dont just feel all weird and naked. It seems a bit imposing to show everyone your arse like that

This makes me glad I have been at home gardening all day! Not with my bum cheeks out I hasten to add!

just for the whole hog and get these

TBH I'd rather see short shorts and play suits all day long rather than all the fully clothed women sweating their tits off on the beach today. Men in shorts, kids in swimmers, women fully clothed and beet root.

British people are weird on the beach.

They don't look good on anyone at all.

I'd rather be fully clothed and sweating than let people see my humongous nearly-naked self.

Pantone it's not just the beach. Any warm weather sends the country slightly bonkers. At least everyone's cheerful

I've just realised you mean bum cheeks hanging out the bottom of short shorts and not extreme bum cleavage

I once saw a tourist on Oxford Street with so much bum cheek hanging out of her shorts they must have been giving her a horrifically painful wedgie! I was aghast

The other day I saw a girl in spandex shorts so tiny and tight that I could have conducted a lesson on female anatomy using her as a visual aid.

I'm all for freedom to wear whatever but private parts should not be on display where you're walking around shops.

As a general rule, if more if your arse is hanging out of the shorts than is in them, then it's a no.

Oh I love the short playsuits on a leggy teen (v jealous)

The arse shorts, no, not so much.