BUM CHEEKS. NO NO NO

[KarlWrenbury]

I have been out today and am tired of seeing bums cheeks winking at me. Put your arses away.

I always put kisses xx

ooh do stop - its naff

Erm no xxx

I've been lusting after the very tasteful Banana Republic lace shorts.

But can't inflict the sight of my arse on the innocent public.

me too - they arent arsey

bananarepublic.gap.co.uk/browse/product.do?vid=1&pid=000950867BA00-01855

Except model is probably 6 foot tall and has legs that would make a baby giraffe jealous.

I'm not.

Playsuits are horrific, I haven't seen a single post puberty person look good in them

Lace shorts just look like big knickers

oh GOD you might be right

X

FUCK OFF WITH THE NAFF KISSES

Oh they are lovely!

Sorry...
the shorts that is!

The lace shorts were everywhere today Not good.never thought of term as big knickers but that is exactly it!

easier ot wear a textured/patterned top with plain shorts though?

The loose women will be wearing them

YOU KNOW THAT KILLS ANYTHING you witch

I like plain shorts no frills or anything for me

X

They have given a few things the kiss of death for me. Leather anything and statement jewellery

I found that green wallis pocket dress we were all mad about years ago. It still looks great. I really can't do shorts, I love the look of them but have a mental block about wearing them

i still wear my blue one although every time I iron it it looks tireder

I don't iron it.

I think if they are decent length and fit well they are great but so many 'fancy' ones around that can look terrible.