BUM CHEEKS. NO NO NO

[KarlWrenbury]

I have been out today and am tired of seeing bums cheeks winking at me. Put your arses away.

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There's no stretch to those. I like a bit of stretch to my cotton.

I think you are right. I ordered the monogram BR shorts and they were too flaredy

Technical question? How do you wee in a play suit? Do you have to take the whole top part off like with a onesie?

If you're smashed you pull it to one side.
I would imagine.....

Like people did with Bodies

Yep.

Admit to wearing one today in garden but changed to cut offs when out..

Thise bodies were diabolical.

I never liked them.

Bread baker guy in Asda had his arse crack on display today - does that count?

Ugly fashion that was

was it a nice arse?

I like the idea of play suits, but I'm very short and they always look a but wrong on me.

Shorts are tricking for the over 19 year old woman, the best I could find are from the supermarket and cover arse cheeks plus a couple of more inches, but after that, everything is sitting at the knee and makes me look like a girl guide leader, I'm not jolly enough to be a girl guide leader, so it's not a look I can carry off...

We went on a plane today and had to queue on the steps up to the door. The girl a few ahead of us had short shorts on, looked great in them but at ground level there was slight bum crease on show. Once we were going up the steps to the plane nothing was left to the imagination. Neon pink thong on one side, sliver of denim in the middle and lady lips on the other.

An extra inch longer and I just would have been jealous of her amazing legs.

Short shorts are actually very flattering on short people.
I hope.

I am older but only shortish shorts look ok on me Longer ones dreadful

Oh dear god East

Yep, play suits are not practical for toilets. Nearly flashed my bra at a bloke in the play group toilets when my toddler barged in on me

I have never seen anyone in a play suit

I wish I had never seen anyone in a playsuit.

There was a girl of about 11 or 12 wearing v short denim shorts the other day with cheeks hanging out the bottom...she was walking along with her mum! My mum would never have let me wear something like that at her age its just asking to be stared at.

This thread is splendid.

I have this playsuit which I like to think is on the more civilised side of playsuits in general. It helps (or possibly doesn't) that my legs are about half the length of models. At least I can be assured of bum coverage.

Disco pants are a particular problem for me. Usually worn with crop tops. Not a great look for actual humans. I've noticed recently that they seem to have introduced disco shorts, though I've yet to see them in action.

Amber, now that is actually a lovely playsuit.

Sadly, they are few and far between.

Now disco shorts I see everywhere. Other stories shorts are lovely good length.