What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

This has been quite an educational thread so far on the topic of human sexual activities. :-)

You just saved the NHS a bunch of money on epidurals - that is your prize!

Two things.....had a look at the club website and love the fact they've linked it to Pinterest! Who knew?! Plus, the fact that they put all women on pedestals 'even the dirty girls' is lovely, very PC in a world which perhaps isn't very.......!

Not keen on the vibrator linky to see they have them 'new and used'.......who would buy a used one? Or should I not ask?!

I second the comment about this thread be non-judgey and informative, mumsnet rocks!

A short pretty, white top and ra-ra fluffy short skirt so you glow under the UV lighting.

I've got the LoveHoney magic wand vibrator, fuck me, it's strong medicine. I prefer a build up, rather than going off on one with no "work" straight away and almost continuously. I am going to have to google the correct technique for my preferences, I think.

We are a bit disappointed; we did some research on the clubs around Bristol way and they seemed to be very quiet, so unless you were very unfussy, one wouldn't get much action. I'd be grateful if anyone has any recommendations for round our way.

Cunty, if the ones round your way are no good, you could try London, Brighton or Birmingham, lots going on there! Alternatively you could meet couples through a swingers website. Sometimes people host private parties or you have one of your own...

Yes, Destinys, there is a whole swingers website for our large town, but it feels a bit too close to home. We will be newbies, but both want lots of action, so perhaps we will need to travel......

There are quite a few websites out there, have a click around.

Indeed I will Britta, we will, by goodness, we will.

To anyone whats your most memorable experience or moment in a swinger / fetish club ?

Ok this is a funny story. Am gonna share it as it didn't happen to me. ( have already overshared on this thread...)

A few years ago I went to a fetish club in London with friends. One male friend brought a guy with him who had never been to a club before. He was very curious but a bit nervous, understandably. He was a very typical northern bloke, bit macho etc ( sorry for stereotype but its kinda relevant). So we got him kitted out in some black PVC gear and after a few drinks, headed off to the club. He seemed to be enjoying himself but after not seeing him for a while, suddenly he came up to us visibly distraught. We asked him what happened and he said he'd met a very attractive woman and they had gone into the couples room together. They were getting intimate and she gave him a blow job. He was really enjoying it and grabbed onto her hair. However it came off in his hand as it was a wig! And then he realised that the attractive blonde who was giving him such an enthusiastic blow job was in fact a man... Well he was quite shaken up and legged it out of there pretty damn quick. I think he couldn't square what had happened with his traditional views about men and women. The funniest thing tho was he was so mortified he said " What happens in the club stays in the club". Poor sod. If his mates back home had ever found out about it he would never have been able to live it down!
( not condoning his homophobia by the way...)

Not particularly comical, but quite brain-breaking. DP alleges, and continues to maintain, that she can't swim. So we're at a club that has an indoor pool, lots of fun, and she gets in. I expect to see her paddle about in the shallow end, splash a little, she looks lovely in the shimmering light off the water, I take a moment to enjoy the view, as does everyone else. And then she launches into a breast stroke and does a couple of lengths. No great speed, but excellent form and confidence.

"I thought you couldn't swim?"

"I'm not swimming, I'm skinny-dipping."

So, basically, if we're ever shipwrecked and have to swim for it, DP is going to have to get nekkid first.

Destiny I feel sorry for that man. Unless I've misunderstood the anecdote, isn't a straight man entitled to feel upset if a person who he thinks is a woman, and who is performing a sex act on him, turns out to be a man?!

Water, you're absolutely right but it was so funny precisely because he was such a blokey northern bloke, so ironic that it would happen to him of all people...

Or was a woman wearing a wig. Sounds like he didn't hang around to find out. And, really, that wasn't the end he was having sex with, so no, he's got no business being upset.

He's decided that someone he thought was hot enough to blow him was suddenly repulsive because of what she might have had in her trousers? His upset is entirely self-inflicted.

I don't get that at all. For many people, sexuality just isn't fluid, like it might be for others. I don't think it makes him homophobic to not want to be fellated by a member of the same sex, if he's not gay or bisexual.

I think I would be upset if I was sexually involved with someone I thought was a man, who turned out not to be.

I think the man wearing the wig deceived him.

" someone he thought was hot enough to blow him was suddenly repulsive because of what she might have had in her trousers?"

Entirely normal for him to want to have sexual relations with a woman, if that is what he is attracted to.

If he suddenly realised the 'woman' was a heavily made-up but really young teenager dressed like an older woman, would you find it odd that he took off? I bet you would admire him then.

"he was so mortified he said " What happens in the club stays in the club"."

... which is of course why you posted it on one of the most populated forums on the internet

It was hardly a relationship, though, was it?

Anyway, my story is that the first time I went to a swingers venue with XH, I realised I had got over my initial shyness when was sat at a table talking to a lovely lady about where she had bought her beautiful 1950s style dress, and stopped to turn around to ask XH to please go and do whatever he was doing with those two ladies somewhere else, as his arse kept knocking my drinking elbow. That's when I realised that, actually, I felt quite at home.

You know I wasn't saying they were in a relationship. Replace 'sexual relationship' with 'sexual intercourse', if that looks better to you.

CoteDAzur, the two cases aren't remotely comparable. If there's something about a possible sexual partner you'd find a deal-breaker, it's on you to check. How in HELL was the fellator/rix to know that was a problem for him unless he said something? If you're uncomfortable asking questions like that, you've no business having casual sex with someone you met under poor lighting in a fetish club.

Your comparison doesn't hold because anyonee doing ANYTHING with a person under age is an illegal act at least and more than likely an immoral one too, and it's on you to stop the moment you realise you're doing it. And a young teen pretending to be older so's she can get laid is kind of hoping that whoever she gets with is enough of a shit to carry on anyway and has no beef coming when they don't.

Kisses, I don't think anyone was attaching blame to the fellator, but yes there's a difference between a male and female giver so to say he had no business being upset is harsh.

I am going to assume you phrased your last sentence badly.

I've see you a few times on this thread, Cote. Are you curious too? Gonna try it?

To anyone what does your current collection of sex/bdsm toys/objects consist of ?

What do you mean, Victorian?