charles saatchi aside ( fgs) - susannah constantine - 2003 called - it wants its jeans back

[LordPalmerston]

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2479751/Trinny-Woodall-invites-Susanna-Constantine-Scotts-dinner-new-beau-Charles-Saatchi.html

I've just read that blog.

Very weird. I wonder if the author is on drugs himself. It sounds absurd - having the staff make the spliffs up.

If it really was a drug taking problem then why didn't he (Saatchi) just say so at the time

I wonder if she had a sneaky spliff from time to time and he is now threatening to use this against her.

Even if she was getting mashed with her kids every night of the week it didn't give him the right to put his hands around her throat.

Tosser.

I love Trinny's coat- anyone know where it's from?
I pity the poor children mixed up in all this s**t.
Didn't Saatchi leave his wife for Nigella ?

It doesn't actually matter whether nigella is a drug fuelled crazy workaholic... As nine of that excuses his blatant and public physical abuse of her.

Does he not understand that she could have a wardrobe full of white powder and it still doesn't make his behaviour any better!

Pah! The ridiculous surreal egotistical man who cannot understand the world does not consistently adore him and smile at his silly little strangulation trick or nod sagely saying poor wonderful man, he was a saint & just provoked by the nasty witch... Pah! Pah, and pah again!

PR is actually very different from advertising btw, and it shows doesn't it!

And where the hell was CC when Nigella and the kids (his too presumably) were sitting around a bong each night?

He's legendarily hermit-like.

If she's been at it ten years, he took his time to get a rage on!

MASSIVE @ 'he was doing what any good husband would do'. Well, mine is obviously shit, then, because he has never throttled me. Bastard.

That blog is extraordinary and I don't believe a word of it.

Haha at 'PR is very different from advertising and doesn't it show'

'I say Jeeves, do get a move on with that doobie. The children are absolutley gagging.'

Wouldn't you be afraid that the help would be skimming some off for themselves?

That's not good drug husbandry.

Did they get the staff to do 3am kebab runs as well?

I wouldn't judge Nigella for an occasional drug binge being married to that ghastly fag ash lil.

I work in PR. I think there is something very fishy. There is a bona fide PR agency called Hillgrove PR, here is their blog: www.hillgrovepr.com/blog/

This appears to have nothing to do with the other one which is blogging about Nigella and which does not appear to have its own website.

at the thought of nigella and children smoking together every night!

I wasn't calling her a chronic coke addict Leopold. That is not what my post said at all. I was referring to the scurrilous rumours and the fact that they imply a chronic problem.

And BTW prodigious party use is not the same as a chronic addiction- repeated problem use over a period of time w/ marked physical and/or psychological symptoms of withdrawal syndrome following deprivation of the drug of abuse. And that would cause problems of erraticism w/ work output, reliability and quality. None of which Nigella has EVER been asssociated w/.

Hence my belief that this is nonsense.

This is Syle and Beauty.
Trinny's coat anyone???? B

Mmm I love trinny's coat. Anyone know where its from?

Agree re susannah's jeans... Some women just shouldn't wear jeans. I should know, I'm one of them!

As for the nigella stuff, sounds like absolute nonsense to me.

Interesting that Saatchi is going for that time honoured tactic of discrediting his victim in order to try and make his abuse excusable.

It works, doesn't it?

I actually don't think it will work in this case as she has such a good media image (ok, a bit tooo much gooey sexy yumminess but thats ok in the grand scheme of things) and he has a ego-maniac-unstable-genius kind of image...or am I being naive?

Oh Gawd Palmerston can you cat me?

or someone

I neeeeeeeed to know.

I feel like sending her some draw, she probably needs it

curioustiger- the coat is probably from the Trinny and Susannah collection at QVC.
Bound to be a today's special value coming up.

The coat looks far too well made for their range surely? It is beautifully made in expensive looking fabric. Wonder if it is Etro, Cavalli or another Italian brand?

Have read the blog post. What a load of old shit.

well it explains the nose thing

yebbut not the hand thing

i still remember when the birches made a mother of triplets cry in the changing room

God knows why anyone would want the advice of a couple of jumped up Sloanes