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****Klaxon**** DH's Earwax. With Pics!

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TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 14:12

After 15 years of marriage he has finally let me have a go.

Every so often the wax builds up. Normally it gets bad enough for him to be practically deaf in one ear - and only then will he finally use the olive oil and then see the nurse 10 days later for syringing. He has never let me accompany him to the nurse .

This time....he let me not only look....but.....help.....

It was amazing.

We got a special syringe-y thing from Amazon. Olive oil for a few days and then I set to it.

He is totally grossed out by the whole thing.

He allowed me to take photos of the results.

He knows I want to share it with my fellow sporners.

He thinks we are all utterly grim. Grin

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girlandboy · 22/12/2016 14:13

Taps fingers for pics......

TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 14:14

Oh dear. Did I forget the photos? Are you sure you want to see them? They are quite grim if you don't like that sort of thing.

A real klaxon needed so do not continue to read this thread if you are not of the sporner-family.

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girlandboy · 22/12/2016 14:15

Still tapping fingers....

hesterton · 22/12/2016 14:15

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fueledbybacon · 22/12/2016 14:15

Waiting for gross amazing pictures

OliviaBensonOnAGoodDay · 22/12/2016 14:15

This is cruel. You must show.

Spendymcspendy · 22/12/2016 14:15

Sweet holy mother of pearl I am early for an appointment and only have 15 minutes to waste, post the pics!

BingBongBingBong · 22/12/2016 14:15

Pics!

TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 14:16

Bertolli tub never put to such good use....the gunky water coming out of DH's ear...

And then the entrance to his ear gave up pure Sporner-Gold....removed with loving care by the cotton buds.

****Klaxon**** DH's Earwax.  With Pics!
****Klaxon**** DH's Earwax.  With Pics!
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ParrotPudding · 22/12/2016 14:16

I definitely don't want to see... hangs about enthusiastically

tiredvommachine · 22/12/2016 14:16

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

tiredvommachine · 22/12/2016 14:17

Happy cross post Wink

TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 14:17

Sorry, sorry, sorry, DS fell over on the kitchen floor....hence the delay.

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girlandboy · 22/12/2016 14:19

The middle cotton bud was especially productive!

PotteringAlong · 22/12/2016 14:19

That looks amazing. You need to attack him with a Kirby grip...

Spendymcspendy · 22/12/2016 14:20

Ahhh relief, good job Twenty and great use of the Bertolli tub Grin

GCHQMonitoring · 22/12/2016 14:23

Early christmas pressent for you?

TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 14:30

There is more in there - but DH is very wary of things in his ears - so we are doing a softly, softly approach. He will olive oil for a few more days and a few more goes with the syringe.

And then his other ear is also getting blocked up - so once Ear One is clear I can he will start on Ear Two.

All my Christmases have come at once.

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Rachie1986 · 22/12/2016 14:36

Epic! Link to syringey thing please!

TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 14:46

www.amazon.co.uk/AcuLife-Ear-Wax-Removal-Syringe/dp/B000SOJXGA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

Here you go. Took some attempts to get todays results - but ooohhh so worth it!

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TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 16:03

Just read some of the amazon reviews - there are definitely some fellow sporners on there - outstanding descriptions!

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TwentyChews · 23/12/2016 15:03

And there is more....

****Klaxon**** DH's Earwax.  With Pics!
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OutDamnedWind · 23/12/2016 15:07

So jealous Envy my mum gets the most incredible earwax but she won't let me anywhere near it.

TwentyChews · 23/12/2016 15:11

The satisfaction from that massive one on the bottom left was indescribable.

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PotteringAlong · 23/12/2016 15:37

It's the gift that keeps on giving!