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****Klaxon**** DH's Earwax. With Pics!

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TwentyChews · 22/12/2016 14:12

After 15 years of marriage he has finally let me have a go.

Every so often the wax builds up. Normally it gets bad enough for him to be practically deaf in one ear - and only then will he finally use the olive oil and then see the nurse 10 days later for syringing. He has never let me accompany him to the nurse .

This time....he let me not only look....but.....help.....

It was amazing.

We got a special syringe-y thing from Amazon. Olive oil for a few days and then I set to it.

He is totally grossed out by the whole thing.

He allowed me to take photos of the results.

He knows I want to share it with my fellow sporners.

He thinks we are all utterly grim. Grin

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Oogle · 03/11/2017 14:55

OMG the photos on the amazon page Shock

I need to buy that.

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TwentyChews · 03/11/2017 14:59

Oogle, you can do it yourself. Although it is a bit "drippy". Just lean over the bathroom sink with the plug in so you can see the results

Not that I will tell DH that, in case he decides not to involve me again.

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Harvestmoonsobig · 03/11/2017 15:06

A satisfying read. All the elements of a good mystery, pace, tension 😏

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endofacentury · 03/11/2017 15:08

😂😂 crying you came back to update this thread. That is huge! And gross. Well done op

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Oblomov17 · 03/11/2017 15:17

FUCKING HELL.
That is HUGE!
ShockShockShock

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Orlandointhewilderness · 03/11/2017 15:50

oh god that is wonderful!

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TwentyChews · 03/11/2017 18:12

He has just told my his vastly improved hearing from this now unblocked ear has made him realise the other ear is muffled and therefore "Would I mind having a go at the other one later please?"

I loves him.

I am not sharing. He is mine!

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StaySexyDontGetMurdered · 03/11/2017 18:17

Truly beautiful Flowers

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 03/11/2017 19:26

Did you both lie back and roll spliff after that?

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breadwidow · 03/11/2017 19:48

I am SO JEALOUS

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PerspicaciaTick · 03/11/2017 19:55

It is lovely to hear about a marriage that both partners find so satisfying Flowers

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Livedandlearned · 03/11/2017 19:58

I needed that tonight, those pictures are amazing thank you op

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PollytheDolly · 03/11/2017 20:01

My day is complete. Thank you.

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WanderingTrolley1 · 03/11/2017 20:01

Sporngasming here, too...

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SagelyNodding · 03/11/2017 20:12

Amazing work twenty! Sporn makes me (literally) drool Blush That is a truly epic piece worthy of the finest museums in the world Grin

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PotteringAlong · 03/11/2017 20:15

That's immense!

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midnightflowers · 03/11/2017 21:06

Wow!

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BakerBear · 03/11/2017 21:19

Here dh. It’s one weeks worth for him and he always lets me clean them out

****Klaxon**** DH's Earwax.  With Pics!
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Pollydonia · 03/11/2017 21:22

That is AMAZING.

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WanderingTrolley1 · 03/11/2017 21:31

I am jealous, Baker! My DP won’t let me near his ears!

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lucylouuu · 03/11/2017 21:37

my DH has finally let me clean his knob cheese, can i post a photo of that for you all?

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Cakemadeoffruit · 03/11/2017 21:40

Lucyluu - I actually did lol at that!

Chews - your DH luvs you

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TwentyChews · 03/11/2017 21:49

Baker weekly! Weekly. Not fair. I have to wait first of all 15 years and then another 10 months.

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BakerBear · 03/11/2017 22:11

He has very waxy ears so they need doing weekly otherwise the wax starts to show if you stand behind him.

Ds who is 6 months has developed the same problem but obviously I only clean on the outside of his ears

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mineallmine · 03/11/2017 22:42

That is a thing of beauty. What a wonderful husband you gave. You need to get one of those box photo frames for it.

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