Share the funny things your child has said to their doll with Baby Alive: chance to win £300! NOW CLOSED

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The team at Baby Alive® would love to hear all the funny things you have heard your child say to their doll - have they copied something you have said but at not quite the right moment, do they treat them like their own baby and love them gently, whispering lullabies or have they been very bossy and told them all off?

Please share your funny tales on this thread!

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My daughters babies go up her top Then she gives birth to them! Then she tries to bf them.... that's what having younger siblings does!

the doll got a stern telling off with, she's my mummy not yours!!

I told my 5 year old son and 4 year old daughter that my friends were coming round with their baby so they both got one of my baby girl's dolls and wrapped it in a muslin cloth and put it in the cot. They then took it out, went and sat on the sofa with it and told me they were babysitting so that they could babysit my friends baby!

Telling them off using words I would was always funny to hear and using adult words that sound odd for kids "This is not acceptable!"

If you don't eat the crust on your bread your hair won't curl

If you don't clean my room I will put you in the naughty corner.

The funniest thing is she likes to feed them. Shes smart enough to know theyre not real.

I heard my daughter saying to her two dolls 'I'm going to separate you two.'

'Mummy doesn't think you can hear me - but she is silly - because you can,. can't you. It is just you don't like speaking out loud. '

My dauther wash doll hair and put her to bed, after cover she start reading her book:)

My son had a tiny little rabbit toy that fit perfectly in his hand for clutching at bedtime. The funniest thing for me was that he called it Thomas Eggling and it seemed like an amazing name for a 4 year old to come up with and I had no idea where he got it from!

My one hates dolls and pulls their heads off but likes teddy bears and kisses them before going to bed and says nighty night to them

'Wait a minute, Mummy is busy but she'll be there in a minute'.
Probably the phrase I say most often!

I heard her saying "Daddy doesn't need to know!" Who knows what they had been doing!!!

We has a Mummy make me better and my daughter got quite annoyed and said "are you always poorly?" I think she missed the point of the doll.

My daughter put her doll on the naughty step and was giving her a telling off. I found it really funny until I heard her say "you have ruined all my mums new make up", I ran upstairs and yes the "doll had ruined all my new make up and bed sheets!!

Apparently they are both elepants!!

my daughter tells her doll if she doesnt eat her carrots she wont be able to see in the dark. i find it hilarious.

In a museum gift shops pointed to a doll and said, "I think that one wants some booby.

My son adored having a doll to look after. He would push it around in a little Peppa Pig buggy. Before he went to preschool, he would take it up to his bed and put it under the covers and say "shhh, my doll is having a nap, you've got to be quiet" even though he was always so noisy himself.
It was so sweet and I really love that children can look after such a life like doll! She sounds so wonderful.

When my doll grows up can it marry Daniel (her brother)?

My 3 year old changes her dolls nappy and says to me 'my baby's been a bit of a monkey today mummy, how's yours?' She likes to stand side by side and change our babies nappies together

'Bedtime now Dolly. I have to put you in the bed and you have to stay there because it is night time'

'Yes I know it's not really night time yet... But it's night time for YOU.'

DD has always told stories to her dolls/soft animals but after a trip to the seaside I overheard her saying that she couldn't take them all on the trip as there wasn't enough space on the beach for them all and that they need to learn to swim! :)

My DD used to put on a special voice for talking to her doll, but instead of sounding nice and sweet in a sing-song type way, it just sounded really menacing! "Now, now baby, GO TO SLEEP". Hate to think where she got it from!