Share the funny things your child has said to their doll with Baby Alive: chance to win £300! NOW CLOSED

[AnnMumsnet]

The team at Baby Alive® would love to hear all the funny things you have heard your child say to their doll - have they copied something you have said but at not quite the right moment, do they treat them like their own baby and love them gently, whispering lullabies or have they been very bossy and told them all off?

Please share your funny tales on this thread!

In case you don’t know about Baby Alive® - they say “Baby Alive® turns real mummy and daddy moments into a magical world of play. More than adorable dolls, they’re babies that talk, eat, drink, wet, and laugh — just like real babies! Kids become the grown-ups, experiencing first-hand what it’s like to be a parent who is excited, delighted, and surprised by all the many ways they can nurture and play. Using accessories based on each baby's theme, they can feed her an actual drink, change her nappy when she really wets, care for her when she is poorly and much more. Baby Alive encourages real moments of connection and discovery that bring alive the love inside of every child.”

Add your comment and you will be entered into a prize draw where one person will win a £300 Toys R Us voucher.

Thanks and good luck
MNHQ

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[AnnMumsnet]

Thanks for all the funny stories - pleased to say the winner of the £300 Toys R Us voucher is EasterRobin

[KnottedAnchorChief]

DD doesn't really play with dolls very much, but when she does it's to boss them around. Usually re-enacting some event that has happened at school where she is the 'teacher' and is telling them what to do in a very impatient voice!

[tishist]

"How was the business meeting?" he said to the superhero action doll.

[jhgillies]

When my dd was younger we would often see her "talking" to her dolls or invisible friends, whatever audience she had really, this was amazing to me because when we were around she was seemingly non-verbal. However, one day she didnt see me and I heard her say in no uncertain terms that her doll looked like the yummiest blueberry muffin she had ever seen! Yep... definitely not something she would have overheard... at least not in that kind of context. Maybe it was the blue eyes? Who knows.

[Flickabella36]

My daughter used to love playing schools with her dolls! She would make them all work books and reward charts it was so sweet! It was funny if any of them got into trouble!

[cathyov]

My daughter did not want to share her doll with anyone and very seriously told her Barbie that there was no such thing as Ken!

[ipanda]

"No more jumping on the bed!" from the song

[bingophil1]

my grandaughter is constantly telling her baby doll to do her homework or she will be kept in school until she is old.

[bex552]

My daughter is always telling her baby she will grow up to be like mummy and her booby masks (Bra!!)

[greensmith68]

me and my daugher-in-law were sat having coffee and my grandaughter was playing with her doll one day when we heard her say don't worry i won't let Nana hurt you she's a witch over hearing this we went in the room and i said were's my Broomstick ellie may replied oh no molly Daddy didn't tell me she was a witch too

[cathryn1]

Ava told her dolly today that if she was naughty she would be on santa naughty list

[molly57]

Gromit - Which turned out to be a word for "broken"

[VickyRsuperstar]

My little girl (age 3.5) was telling her dolly off and then replying for the doll she said "but I'm not naughty...I'm cute!"

[Sezza110]

My son was on a play date with a friend and they were changing the dolls clothes. He pointed to the doll's chest and asked why it was 'bumpy'. I didn't know what to say.

[RupertsMum2]

Ds1 to his doll, "Oh god baby, you're giving me sciatica"! I do have sciatica but don't ever remember blaming it in the children.

[Gallant1]

Time for naked time

[lkash20]

My son has a dolls house and likes to create everyday scenarios such as going to the shops, going to school etc with the dolls. The other day when he was playing he said to the mummy doll "Now it's your turn to go to the hairdressers. You need to get your hairy lip fixed too like my mum!" To say I was mortified was an understatement, though I am grateful he said it to his doll and not one of the mums at school, I would have died of embarassment!

[Jocelynne123]

I caught my daughter telling her doll not to grow up. That it was better to stay a baby forever because then you didn't have to go to school or eat your vegetables. Xx

[Dessallara]

You did wee wee again? I'm so tired of changing your nappies! Then pretends to change her nappy for a tenth time today :D

[user1485629191]

My little one turned round to his Woody doll and asked him why he was always looking at him!

[snare]

My daughter loves her babies and she often teaches them school lessons :)

[jazzitup]

When my little monkey was a bit younger I overheard her talking to her doll and say I love you Daddy, sadly it was a princess doll :o/
Confused 49 year old Dad.

[upthehammers]

my little girl used to carry her doll around by it's hair, i'd tell her that wasn't very nice and get told "mummy, she's just a dolly" only for her to then go off and whisper "i'm sorry baby, you know i love you"

[lolamia91]

When you grow bigger we can be best friends 🤣🤣

[cluckyhen]

You ruined my hair!! (Apparently it was the doll who found the scissors)