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Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

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CarpeVinum · 21/12/2013 23:47

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

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MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:01

God I am sad. NYE and I am all by my self.

And rather enjoying it! I've never really done NYE very well.

MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:01
MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:02

But I'm not alone, am I?

I raise a glass to stalwart Mnetters around the world....

CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 19:06

I am also alone. DH and DS are going to wathc the fireworks.

I do not like fireworks.

And also sometimes people shoot guns to celebrate NY.

Cos they are .... really fucking stupid actually.

But shpuld be no guns in out area, and DH won't let Squirt too near the action.

I'd rarher be on Mn for Ny anyway.

Never been one of my fave celebration. Mainly cos I'll spend the next three months cursing everytime ai write the date ... wrong.

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CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 19:07

Oi! I am not a pretend forrin !

I am an offical forrin !

They say so in the council offices and everything.

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MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:07

I have a bottle of prosecco, some delish home cooked ham, baked tatties, watercress salad...and rocket ice lollies.

Works for me!

MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:07
CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 19:08

Ohhg Hemming publihed my comment. Good.

All his little firends are coming out in force to MinimiseMinimiseMinimise.

Heh. Good. Tis obvious.

Tell it to Munby Fanboyz !

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IamtheZombie · 31/12/2013 19:25

Zombie has the ZombieCats for company. Of course, Carpe has more than than she does.

Zombie also has a bottle of champagne that she plans to drink all by herself.

Is that on his blog, Carpe?

Tardis < Zombie intends to use the Tardis as often as possible before it disappears again.

Tardis
MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:26

I have posted about five variants of my comment to the blog.

Pick which one you like John.

MrsWembley · 31/12/2013 19:26

Don't be alone tonight.Sad

Can't do a linky, on my phone, but try the NYE Piss-Up!

PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 19:29

Ha! We are ALL forriners in most places

I'll be with My Lot, but DH on-call = absofuckinglutely no alcohol for him.
I don't really mind NYE one way or another, but likely to be in bed before midnight and then get all cross when the fireworks start and disrupt my sleep Grin.

MmeD, rocket ice lollies?? Rocket shaped or made of rocket salad?

PS: Would a whole bottle of bubbly be too much for a ladee like me?

MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:29

rocket shaped, ffs!

No I am planning on quaffing my entire bottle of prossecco

MrsWembley · 31/12/2013 19:31

Oh, fuck, I thought the salad leaf too and I was sat here thinking, well, each to their own...

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 19:31

Ah, good. I am reassured 2x Grin

Sekt cooling here

PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 19:31

Ha! Not just me then...

I cannot find the Little Friends - any pointers?

MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:31

what kind of foodie nob do you take me for?

MrsWembley · 31/12/2013 19:37

What little friends?

MrsWembley · 31/12/2013 19:46
Grin
PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 19:47

The ones mentioned in Carpe's last post. Coming out of the woodworks.

I may rapidly not care enough anymore tonight though - cheers! Wink

BlondieTinsellyMinx · 31/12/2013 19:54

Happy new year to you all - your intelligence and humour is what makes MN the great place it is. Bravi tutti! (not you, JH!)

IamtheZombie · 31/12/2013 20:09

Pacific:

  1. Zombie is having a whole bottle of bubby. You all know she's a real ladee... Wink Tardis
  1. His 'little friends' are the ones posting supportive comments on his blog.
AngelaDaviesHair · 31/12/2013 20:21

Bloody hell Carpe, well done!
I want 'Tell it to Munby, Fanboyz' on a T-shirt.
I also vote for retweeting his worst adoption board trollyposts so people can really gauge the man.

CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 20:36

Please Wine

Ohhh Zombie, cool link that blog, commented

What's happening ?

Is it midnight yet ?

I have got a second wind.

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PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 20:59

You got a reply to your reply Grin