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Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

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CarpeVinum · 21/12/2013 23:47

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

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CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 11:23

NM ?

Ohhhh... go check out my meme on the OB thead.

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CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 11:24

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1952430-Look-who-got-an-OBE-then?

Buy come back again !

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CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 12:24

I posted on the restirred forum.

Still under moderation at present.

Synopsis getting a shit load of hits from there so thought it was worth a punt.

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roadwalker · 31/12/2013 15:37

NM shock, horror. I always thought we were more important

CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 16:00
Grin

We are road we are.

The restirred forum has not published my comment on the HemmingGate thing.

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MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 16:01

time to toughen up Carpe!

There is a formula about percentages of response to cold calls/unsolicited emails/tweets and it is surprisingly low 1-5% would be considered good.

CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 16:16

Tell you what, reckon Pacific's emailed councillors form the bulk of the people contacting Hemming, promoting the naughty step post.

All in all, we're not doing to shabbily I think.

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MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 16:22

I would be happy with response so far if doing it professionally.

PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 16:52

Carpe and Spero are NOT on the Honours List?? Really? [outraged]

CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 18:02

just in case ajohn doesn't let my latest comment through moderation, in response to the people teying to minimise in comments what he did...

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only a matter of time before details published by the Italian media would permeate into the UK..

The extract posted by John was not published by the Italian media. Becuase they are bound by Italian privacy laws.

I spoke directly to the president of the tribunale that produced the document that contained the extract John posted on mumsnet (complete with all three childrens names, dates of birth ect). The document has not and will not be made public.

Well.. expect for the bit that John plastered on mumsnet.

You say mistake, I say grave error of judgement which demands the professional making said grave error should be held accountable. Be they a social worker, court employee .... or MP.

But then, my line in the sand doesn't move based on who went to the pub and then got loose lipped with confidential legal documents on mumsnet.

Others may find their principles are a little more...flexible.

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IamtheZombie · 31/12/2013 18:03

'Tis a travesty, Pacific.

CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 18:06

Pacific

Grin

Actually, a decade and a bit a go they gave my father an OBE.

Given the rather wierd interpetation of "An Officer and a Gentleman" it illustrated to me that me the entire system is utterly worthless and meaningless.

If in an alternare universe I was accidently proffered one, I'd fling it back in order not to be smeared by association.

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PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 18:10

We'll set up speshial "MN Honours" - Your title could be 'AC CarpeVinum' (AtrociousCunt CV)

Grin
PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 18:10

No, no, "CarpeVinum, AC" natch.

See, bluddy forriner, me - I don't get these things...

MrsWembley · 31/12/2013 18:29

A furriner, Pacific? Well, without meaning to sound patronising, I didn't realise.Grin

PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 18:32

I've gone well native Grin

PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 18:32

But thanks

MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 18:38
PacificDingbat · 31/12/2013 18:42
Onefewernow · 31/12/2013 18:45

Carpe, I thought his blog was quite breath taking, though instructive.

He really had got dishonesty down to a fine art.

Eg the way he talks about "an additional conversation" or some such.

IamtheZombie · 31/12/2013 18:47

Zombie is furrin as well.

MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 18:52

maybe I should stroke you a la James Bond villain?

CarpeVinum · 31/12/2013 18:59

I'm a forrin!

Well I am here.

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MadameDefarge · 31/12/2013 19:00

you is a pretend furriner, carpe.

IamtheZombie · 31/12/2013 19:00