On your marks... get set... NAMECHANGE - sign-up for the Olympic NC competition

[RebeccaAdlingtonMumsnet]

Following numerous requests for a name change competition with an Olympic theme we have decided to go ahead and start one even though we don't have a prize yet

For your chance to gain a podium place post with your new name below.

Don't forget to include your usual name in the post and we at MNHQ will come up with a shortlist early next week.

As ever the umpire referee judges' decision is final, any participants found to be illegal-drug taking or false-starting will be disqualified

We will then start a poll for you to pick your Gold, Silver and Bronze medallists who will bask in the Olympic glory when the winners are announced at the end of next week.

Good luck

tis me (NeverKnowinglyUnderstood) in disguise!

Am hoping for a Gold in the arse scratching.

Usually YouveCatToBeKittenMe

TaaaaaaaDaaaaaaaaaa!

Tis I, TaggieCampbellBlack!

About fecking time

And the emoticon [hopeful]

Tis me, MrsVamos.

I am being patriotic.

Can never think of anything witty and clever and a play on words so it was the best I could do, under the circumstances.

(Which is more than Mumsnet have done with the smilies, despite having 7 years to prepare some. )

Whaddaya mean it's pure alcohol ?

There should be a question mark ^^ up there, as in:

And the emoticon? [hopeful]

'Tis me by the way, in case you didn't realise.

Um, sorry, me Maryz

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Tis I Sillybeardydaddyman!

Usually PortBlacksand something or other

I am neither remotely sporty nor could i fit even one one arm into the beach volleyball player's nickynackynoos....

....not that i would want to especially obviously

Boohoohoo!

I'm usually reastie, and I'm supporting archery(stie)

An Olympic rings emoticon could double as a knuckle duster once the games are over....

.....a sweatband on those little faces would look GREAT though

I'm in it to win it!

My friends just call me Cheddars. [gold]

It's ObviouslyOblivious

RaisinDEtra checking in

Formerly known as BlisterPack.

Hello! I'm usually Glaikit!

I'm in

was FaceForRadio

I decided on a complete change (hope that's ok)

Ohyoubadbadkitten here :)

gah yours is GENIUS OYBBK

I've just tried to name change but managed to block my password instead. Now I'm stuck and can't ask for a reminder because I haven't got access to my old email account :( Disqualified before the starting line.

Can't you just put in a new password, Voldemort ?

I'm usually ceeveebee, not the most imaginative nc ever but hey!