Whos actually got what they ordered from B and Q?

[charliecat]

following on from the bargain thread......

My kids are not the chunkiest, so we will have to see how much the seats annoy their bums!

Well they do sling seats that are made of asmooth but stiff plastic for 17 quid at b and q, bashed boxes meant they were 12.00 so they cost 4 quid for 2 with the vouchers.
LOL at your dh

Bargain! I will have to go in there & mess with a few boxes!

Charliecat, how come you got vouchers and a Ben Nevis??

LOL, there was a robot serving when I got mine, both really badly damaged boxes, one with a reduced sticker, one without because the cellophane had came off....this ones reduced, this one isnt becasue It hasnt got a sticker...er no, it is, the bashed boxes all are reduced, the nice shiny nex boxes arent, thats clearly a bashed box...It hasnt got a sticker.
SO? It hasnt got a sticker x 1000
Im standing there thinking OMG where do they programme these people...asks superviser, Yep its reduced.
See told you...and it hasnt got a sticker LOL!

The neighbours with their perfect gardens are still blissfully unaware of what's to come!

I ordered a couple of other things that were out of stock, but didnt really care as it was the Ben Nevis i was after. Blueteddy did too, its to silence the folk who are threaning to take them to court.

Unbeievable! Where do they get their staff from????!!!!

I don't think they know what they are doing TBH & have had so much bad press that they are trying to keep everyone happy!

They had 10-2 shifts that I was looking at on the way in, but on the way out I thought Nah, im human, couldnt be so...oh robitish..Its customer policy, sorry theres nothing i can do...ARRRGGHH!!!!

He clearly didn't have a clue what he was talking about!
Sounds like they employ any old down & outs!

I think they employ robots but dress them as human

I wouldn't be suprised!
Now, exactually how big are we talking with Ben Nevis????

hold on 1 tic and i will show you

This is a bog standard council house. the arms of ben are about 3 metres when its up. Excuse my garden, where i am standing to take the piccy is when it will eventually go, when dp gets round to it ...ho humm thatll be next year then! here

Ohhhh, my neighbours are going to LOVE us!!!

What size is the square base and how far out from it does the slide stick out? I need to level part of my gardenand want to do the minimum amount of work possible!!

the square base just over a metre square id say..the slide and the ladder sides id say you need more room than the 3 metres because youve got to leave a gap for them to get onto the ladder and a gap for them to fall off the end...so over the 3m meark im afraid AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
It tucks in neatly beside our shed...by about 3 inches but takes up more than half the grass.

Think it may take up ALL our grass!!!!
We don't have the hugest of gardens!
Still, it will be a very child friendly garden!!!