To the regular posters on the Sex topic threads

[justcallmebozo]

I don't post much on forums, bit of a lurker. (lurker?? - probably could have found a better word to use on a sex thread!!)

Quite surprised to learn that you are all apparently one-handed typists/teenage boys/sleazy 40+ pervs/men pretending to be women, and now also paedophiles. But in almost all that I've read on here over the past few months, I've found you regulars to be very polite, respectful and decent in the way you post.

Not sure if my opinion means much on MN generally, i'm not the typical poster, what with me being a woman who likes sex, doesn't much like children, doesn't hate men and doesn't blame every man for things that one bad person has done to her in the past. Just wanted to say please don't go, don't abandon ship. (Did Jude really go? She talked a lot of sense. I hope she comes back soon)

Hope MNHQ see sense soon and take it off Active so it can go back to how it was before.

I'd not heard of a sex swing until now, or anal hooks. Don't think i'd much like either of them!

Please can I just have the cake?

Seems an odd choice of move with predictable results

Of course @justcallmebozo^ Victoria sponge ok? I should warn you though... it will be from M&S not home baked! 😬^

I don't care where it's from @PinotPony but i am a bit greedy so it has to be a really big slice.

Just had a flashback to the 'munch' thread on bmc. I doubt anyone will get this reference but it made me smile

Butt plugs yes, the bad Dragon range, certainly omg, but not heard of anal hooks.

Just Google the hooks, omg 😲

Hello you sensual, delicious creatures!! I’m able to post again, yay!! I shouldn’t have deleted my account…that was so childish of me. So glad to see most of the furore has died down!

Soooo…..anal hooks then …..😂

@Mermaidparades Not sure about the old anal hooks but it's great to have you back! 😀

😘
I imagine one wrong move could be eye watering!! Each to their own though!

@Mermaidparades Yay, nice to see you back, what a week it's been!!

What are you talking about?
Have I missed something? 😂

@Rieslinger
@Surplus2requirements

squeezy hugs!! (As long as you both consent obv)

@Mermaidparades so long as it gentle, I'm still a little fragile

Oh honey!! Verrrry verrrrry gentle hug! No squeezing. Get better soon xx

@Mermaidparades Hugs are always good!!

Something from the dim and distant past just popped into mind, no idea actually where it came from and potentially not PC - Blurrry Irriots!!

Ffs I'm getting my posts copied from threads here and posted in Site Stuff now.

I'm not ashamed of any of them but it's seriously messed up.

What is wrong with people?

I'm worried I've made this board more unsafe which is the opposite of my intention.
Probably best I stop

@Surplus2requirements please stay, everyone is welcome here, everyone is welcome to chat, tell jokes, look out for one another if we’re feeling down.

I highly recommend!!

As someone who hangs about in the corners of the internet where people genuinely do go to get their rocks off with other like minded souls I have always found it hilarious the way some MNers are convinced that dirty pervs are wasting their time making mumsnet accounts and posting mild threads to get mild responses for their wank fodder. There are many places on the internet to see and read things that would make your hair curl, from real live people, not fake porn nonsense, and for free. No perv is going to waste their lives getting their rocks off to middle aged mums talking about their peri menopausal sex lives. (No shade, I am one of those!)

How dare you! I’m a peri menopausal goddess, I’ll have you know 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My DW too, still trying to find a "I❤HRT" t-shirt. 😆

Some mumsnetters would be omg at the various eg fifty shade books etc, especially the nexus book range, then Nancy Friday books, etc

Yes, omg those hooks don't seen good

Yup, anyone can post if they wish to do so.

But if you really dislike it that much, why do you feel need to look at and post on the threads?

Its like people who watch a nasty video “just to see how bad it was” or all those people who were going out and about during covid then complaining that others were doing the same🤣🤣🤣

Im not a regular poster on the sex board but can understand why it exists and occasionally pops up in active - it’s why we’re all here in the first place isn’t it?