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AMA Swingers clubs.

347 replies

MrsBerthaRochester · 18/03/2022 20:20

Anything you ever wanted to know about Swingers clubs/parties but were afraid to ask? And yes I know there is an mn Sex topic but its full of hairy handed trolls.

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Musttryharder2021 · 19/03/2022 12:59

Fabswingers is the place to find out more about the clubs/parties

CanIPleaseHaveOne · 19/03/2022 13:02

I worry about the wet spot! If you go on a bed after another couple do they change the cover/sheat?

Are you lying in other peoples ejaculate?

EBearhug · 19/03/2022 13:11

Towels, wipe-clean covers, condoms - not much free-flowing ejaculate about!

ChickenStripper · 19/03/2022 13:44

@MrsBerthaRochester

One close friend knows. Other friends know I meet men for casual sex. My teen kids know I do casual dating.
Would you be happy to reveal to them the full extent of what you do and if not why not?
QueenSue · 19/03/2022 14:41

Do the men try to make themselves as attractive as possible and can you rely on them doing their best to pleasure the women they have sex with?
(My prejudice says otherwise)

HirplesWithHaggis · 19/03/2022 16:17

Would you be happy to reveal to them the full extent of what you do and if not why not?

Would you discuss all of the intimate details of your own sex life with your teenage kids? If not, why not?

Not a swinger, but I see variations of this question on so many sex related threads and it strikes me as stunningly stupid (and judgemental!) every time.

Sparklingbrook · 19/03/2022 16:53

The danger of not telling your teens that you go to Swingers clubs is that someone else might I suppose.
Nobody else is going to tell them the intimate details of your sex life if it all goes on without anyone else seeing are they?

ExSwinger · 19/03/2022 16:55

Well I will admit I like to watch and be watched.
Only certain things turn me on when I watch...men masturbating, 2 men together and cunnilingus.
But I love being watched it doesn't bother me at all. I'm 50 with an average body and in no way a supermodel but it doesn't matter. I have confidence in my abilities and am open minded about that whole side of life (sex!).
I've had lots of swinging experience and it's as sordid as you make it. Personally not at all. But I've had great fun! Made true friends and had some amazing experiences.

JustLyra · 19/03/2022 17:54

@Musttryharder2021

Fabswingers is the place to find out more about the clubs/parties
I’d agree with this.

What I would say though is that if you join Fab with a single female profile block men from messaging you until you’ve had a good look around the clubs section.

90% men that message on Fab are not representative of the kind of respectful and “normal” guys you get jn clubs. There are a lot of keyboard warriors on there, especially since lockdown.

HirplesWithHaggis · 19/03/2022 18:32

@Sparklingbrook

The danger of not telling your teens that you go to Swingers clubs is that someone else might I suppose. Nobody else is going to tell them the intimate details of your sex life if it all goes on without anyone else seeing are they?
Can you imagine the conversation though? First, your teen approaches you, "Mum, the kids at school say you and dad are swingers, is it true?"

Teenager: Blush Blush Blush Blush Blush

"Why yes, darling, it is! Just last Thursday we were down the Tropicana, your head teacher was there too so I sucked him off (and omg I got jaw ache, he's HUGE!!!) while your dad watched and wanked, then I took on all-comers and came like a steam train. We used ever so many condoms and finished the lube, must add that to the shopping list. Had a lovely chippy on the way home."

I mean, seriously, who would have that kind of conversation with their teenagers? What teenager would want to hear? My kids are in their 30's and I have no need or desire to know the details of their sex lives, mine is absolutely none of their business.

EBearhug · 19/03/2022 18:40

Do the men try to make themselves as attractive as possible

Well, some of them are working from a limited starting point. It takes more than a shower and a shave to turn a beer belly into a six-pack. Mostly they have scrubbed up as well as they can, and you can assume basic hygiene, clean teeth and so on (at least in my experience,) and they will have shaved/trimmed everywhere they want attention... There's a good range of men; some are well fit. Others aren't. Same with the women, everything from stick thin to obese. However, as an overall average, women look better than men, even if you don't wear make-up. This probably fits in with your prejudices - and also with online dating, where the number of really shit profile pictures astounds me. It's not like you have to wait a week for your photos to come back from Boots these days - you can instantly see that it's blurred and missing the top of your head, and yet many men still seem to think this is a good enough photo to promote their datability...

and can you rely on them doing their best to pleasure the women they have sex with?

Again, like the rest if life, depends on the man. Some are very good, and some just want a blow job with nothing in return - which is pretty much like picking up a man in a bar, or meeting a friend of a friend, or through OLD. If you spend some time talking to people beforehand, you're more likely to work out which are going to give rather than take. I don't know why men don't realise that they're much more likely to have a great time if they focus on giving pleasure. Does make me wonder if some women go in the hope of getting decent sex for once...

Sparklingbrook · 19/03/2022 18:48

I mean, seriously, who would have that kind of conversation with their teenagers?

Well you wouldn't have to tell them exactly what you get up to personally but by the wonders of Google they can find out.what sort of thing Mum and Dad like to do in their spare time once they found out that it was true.

My DC are in their twenties and I have never discussed my sex life with them or them with me, but I'm not a swinger ( and this thread really isn't selling it to me TBF) so the above would never happen.

HRTQueen · 19/03/2022 18:54

Why would they find out unless you are also making films

HirplesWithHaggis · 19/03/2022 18:55

If they find out, and they ask (and I'd guess, most wouldn't) then a conversation can be had. But you wouldn't sit them down and say, "Dad and I are going to the swingers club tonight, we'll be back by eleven, be good while we're gone". I think it's rather odd that some people think that's appropriate.

ChickenStripper · 19/03/2022 18:57

@HirplesWithHaggis

Would you be happy to reveal to them the full extent of what you do and if not why not?

Would you discuss all of the intimate details of your own sex life with your teenage kids? If not, why not?

Not a swinger, but I see variations of this question on so many sex related threads and it strikes me as stunningly stupid (and judgemental!) every time.

It wouldn't need to br the full details but why not say you go to a swingers' club as opposed to dating a guy eg?
ChickenStripper · 19/03/2022 18:58

@HirplesWithHaggis

If they find out, and they ask (and I'd guess, most wouldn't) then a conversation can be had. But you wouldn't sit them down and say, "Dad and I are going to the swingers club tonight, we'll be back by eleven, be good while we're gone". I think it's rather odd that some people think that's appropriate.
but you could say I'm going out with Fred tonight to the pub and I will be back at 11? And that is appropriate?
HirplesWithHaggis · 19/03/2022 18:58

Why would you? Why do they need to know?

ChickenStripper · 19/03/2022 19:02

@HirplesWithHaggis

Why would you? Why do they need to know?
That's not the point though is it?
HirplesWithHaggis · 19/03/2022 19:16

That's not the point though is it?

Well, you asked Would you be happy to reveal to them the full extent of what you do and if not why not? and my point is that it's none of their damn business. You haven't answered if you share the full extent of your sex life to your teens, and if not, why not?

yourestandingonmyneck · 19/03/2022 19:19

[quote MrsBerthaRochester]@andysgirl22 is a swingers club which adbertises on the basis as being for more attractive folk. You have to submit a photo for approval. overweight people are not welcome.[/quote]
What do they class as overweight? Do they go by your photo? Or dress size / weight? How strict are they on that?

Sparklingbrook · 19/03/2022 19:30

@HirplesWithHaggis

If they find out, and they ask (and I'd guess, most wouldn't) then a conversation can be had. But you wouldn't sit them down and say, "Dad and I are going to the swingers club tonight, we'll be back by eleven, be good while we're gone". I think it's rather odd that some people think that's appropriate.
Well no, probably not. Depending on the relationship you have with your DC. Maybe some would-who knows? But if one of their mates saw you going into the swingers place and told them then they might potentially ask?

Or there's always a possibility your teens might bump into you in there themselves. Grin

Sparklingbrook · 19/03/2022 19:32

@HRTQueen

Why would they find out unless you are also making films
Somebody could see you there and tell them?
JustLyra · 19/03/2022 19:34

@Sparklingbrook

I mean, seriously, who would have that kind of conversation with their teenagers?

Well you wouldn't have to tell them exactly what you get up to personally but by the wonders of Google they can find out.what sort of thing Mum and Dad like to do in their spare time once they found out that it was true.

My DC are in their twenties and I have never discussed my sex life with them or them with me, but I'm not a swinger ( and this thread really isn't selling it to me TBF) so the above would never happen.

They’re no more likely to find out than a parent who is on dating sites.

In fact, given that the majority of people who go to swingers clubs also have lives and jobs and don’t want to have those conversations with their kids I’d bet it’s actually less likely they’d find out than from people on dating apps or the likes.

HirplesWithHaggis · 19/03/2022 19:38

It's all hypothetical for me anyway, as I'm not a swinger and my kids are well past teen years. However, my then-single ds lent me his tablet when mine died, and when I wanted to go on Facebook and typed "Fa" into the bar at the top of the browser, "Fabswingers" was the first suggestion. Shock I haven't asked him why... Grin

Sparklingbrook · 19/03/2022 19:40

They’re no more likely to find out than a parent who is on dating sites

Do parents not tell their teens they are on dating sites? My friend is on a couple of sites and her kids know.

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