The Advent Calendar of doom and gloom from the anti santa..

[WaxOnFeckOff]

Inspired from another thread - messages from the SG behind every door

Day 1. Picture is the inside of a stable - Message reads: Get yet middens clean ya dirty bastards, the 'rona is hiding in yer dirt ...

Over to you...

Day 2 - the stable toilet with close ups of various areas of high risk transmission.

Day 3. The innkeeper posting a notice to the door 'Permanently closed'

Day 4 - the shepherds staring forlornly across the Clyde at their abandoned flock in tier 4.

The three kings arriving 2m apart, with their gifts, which they leave on the doorstep of the stable.

Day 5 - The heavenly host appearing to the shepherds but being stopped by the police for illegally entering a tier 4 area.

@Bytheloch

The three kings arriving 2m apart, with their gifts, which they leave on the doorstep of the stable.

You forgot to say a day so that's day 6

Plus, I hope the wise men had formed some sort of household as 3 randoms aren't allowed - unless they had deemed it an walking group?

You are doing great folks, I'm not adding any more so as to allow more folks a chance :) Plus it's funnier that way.

🤣 sorry

Day 7- All of the elves are sent into 14 days isolation after a team building trip to a danish mink farm

Eh, should this has been religious?

@titsbumfannythelot

Eh, should this has been religious?

Christ No! Just go with your inspiration... :o

😆 tfft

Day 8, shephards miss the angel as they are off to sign on for universal credit as sheep were found to carry strain of covid and culled so they now have no work

I see the cover picture as being a shepherd in his fields viewing a star shooting across the sky that is in fact really Santa out with his laden sleigh and rudolph leading of course.

Christmas for all.

Day 8:
Janey Godley's first parody of NS on YouTube

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That''ll be Day 9 then :)

Day 9 all singing and instruments are barred. For ever.

Oh maybe in the picture Rudolph is wearing a tartan face mask, the glow of his nose is less effective and he crashes into mount Sinai? Scuse if the geography is off, I can't be bothered googling..

Day 10- Santa starts isolating in preparation for his day 24 of mixing in people’s homes.

(Mrs Santa could really do with Santa getting out from under her feet sooner after his last year working at home).

Day 11 Mrs Santa rings up her fwb for some socially distanced extra curricular activities

Loving these folks, if we get to 25 we can always start again?

Day 12: a glowing corona virus shines high in the sky over Belllshill. When you try to open the door it is barricaded shut and the Voice of The Dentist intones “no entry without your own gravy boat”

Day 13: The Gaelic choirs from the 4 corners of tier 4 set up a rota of call and response soloists from Cathkin to the Campsies to proclaim the great unclean coming.

Day 14: The re enactment of the Braehead boundary dispute is celebrated with curling stones and IKEA deckchairs.

(just googled when Braehead opened to settle a domestic. Glasgow and Renfrew actually did go to arbitration for dibs on it. The Tiers could all have been so different )

Day 15, the campaigning for next year's election starts with a virtual highland dance