The Advent Calendar of doom and gloom from the anti santa..

[WaxOnFeckOff]

Inspired from another thread - messages from the SG behind every door

Day 1. Picture is the inside of a stable - Message reads: Get yet middens clean ya dirty bastards, the 'rona is hiding in yer dirt ...

Over to you...

Day 35 - Sprouts marinating in a bucket of Milton.

Mmm... Milton sprouts

As approved by Jason Bleiitch

Day 36 - The children learn the actions (possibly sign language) to the silent version of Little Donkey!

Just found this thread and that's the homework for the weekend.

Biking my DD3 and her friend have a mime duet. The rest of the class get to clap in time and jingle bells.

Day 37 - we moved the dinosaurs off the window ledge to make way for the Playmobil Nativity. Then we put them back as part of the Grandparent quarantine zone. We did bin the Hallowe'en Corona zombies though.

Let me check I have this right the Grandparents are represented by the Dinos?

No no. The Dinos are patrolling the Grandparent compound to prevent unsanctioned excursions from the overflowing stable. The 3 Kings and Shepherds are likely to be the go-betweens. Still working out details. We have a clay petrified tree, a giant toadstool with a fairy and a volcano to fit in too - got to do something with our lockdown creations. The Narwhals are on the Telly table guarding the Highlands and Islands access routes.

Day 38 and everyone's ski holiday is banned. Because this is all their fault for bringing back the rona from middle class holidays.

Day 39 and the three hundred thousand wise students begin their,one journey back to fence ringed compounds where they become instantly responsible for all evil.

Day 39, a fresh cluster of cases begins to cultivate at Glen shee ski resort

Dinnafesh good to hear Granny isn't being represented by a dino but being protected by them - photos might be nice.

We seem to have two Day 39s

Day 41. Scottish ski resorts are swamped by international skiers as the European resorts are closed.

Day 40 was masquerading as day 39 so it could pretend not to live in Glasgow.

Just leaving this here 🤦‍♀️

Dear god

Would certainly be dangerous for some advisers to turn up at my door carolling or not atm.

Day 42 - A carolling Jason, Devi and that blonde public health lady who turns up on the BBC all the time are chased out of Scotland by angry villagers brandishing flaming torches and 2m pitchforks.

I like day 42 @NotAnActualSheep

(sorry, Day 42 has been deleted from the official Scottish Covid Advent Calendar of Public Health for being Off Message. Not sure how that got in there... the civil servant responsible has been sacked)

Replacement day 42..

Picture of everyone staring at the Arkadia vouchers they bought when Nicola said get gift vouchers...

😂😂

Day 43 they all gave their letters published in ' the judge' section of the daily record

*have

🤣 replacement day gift vouchers

Day 43 is the front page of The National with NS as Mary cradling a baby Jason Leitch.

SNP bots kneel reverently

Day 44 Gordon Brown comes out of retirement again

@titsbumfannythelot

Day 44 Gordon Brown comes out of retirement again

Compared to our current crop of politician I'd take that tbh!