The Advent Calendar of doom and gloom from the anti santa..

[WaxOnFeckOff]

Inspired from another thread - messages from the SG behind every door

Day 1. Picture is the inside of a stable - Message reads: Get yet middens clean ya dirty bastards, the 'rona is hiding in yer dirt ...

Over to you...

Ooh, I’ll take that from the anti Santa

That's the kind of generous, fun loving person he is. And don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise.

@NotAnActualSheep

Day 47 - the anti santa emerges from the chimney, sanitisers his hands with the brandy, snubs the mince pie as an infection risk and leaves each member of the family a single syringe of defrosted vaccine.

Doesn't eat, shoots and leaves!

Amazing!! Well done....

Unfortunately though, the anti santa does not leave. He stays in every single household across the land supervising the correct celebration of the festive season, ensuring cracker pulling is strictly 2m distant, and that there are no communal spoons or gravy boats shared. That's the magic of the anti santa. And he gets to choose what's on the telly.

He chose blankety blank, didn't he?

@titsbumfannythelot

He chose blankety blank, didn't he?

Of course, imagine what he could do with that blankety blank chequebook and pen..

Hee haw and bugger all as my granny used to say

@titsbumfannythelot

He chose blankety blank, didn't he?

Oh yes. An eternity of blankety blank, with occasional breaks for Mrs Brown's Boys.

(loving this thread BTW!)

Day 48- Every household in Scotland is presented with a gift wrapped copy of The covid guide to etiquette and pandemic politeness. With a hotline to report anyone who doesn't take you up on your "polite offers".

A friend who works in well known DIY store had to have the police in, apparently someone tried to politely suggest that a little more social distancing would be welcomed and he ended up sparko in a christmas tree... Didn't see that in the leaflet?

Ooooopsie

Been lazy on this one. Day eleventy billon and King Herod bans Mary and Joe from leaving tier 3. Mary must wait until tier 0 before she is allowed to go into labour