The Advent Calendar of doom and gloom from the anti santa..

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Inspired from another thread - messages from the SG behind every door

Day 1. Picture is the inside of a stable - Message reads: Get yet middens clean ya dirty bastards, the 'rona is hiding in yer dirt ...

Over to you...

Me too, in a heartbeat

Can the grown ups take over now please ? 🤪

Ha, yes I'd take Day 44 too, with pleasure. Even if he does his Speech again.

Day 45 A happy family sit down to watch the Scottish Christmas Day TV offering - a documentary on hand washing through the ages, a quiz show on the current* covid restrictions, and Jackie Bird showing us how to manufacture a Christmas themed face mask.

*at the time of recording

Tbh if Gordon Brown believed in Scottish independence I'd think it might be viable. Much love for competent labour politicians.

Day 45, having seen the festive tv offering tits decides to take up crochet

@titsbumfannythelot dear god!

God, that's even worse than my suggestion! Real life exceeds even fantasy levels of shitness once again...

Is that a recycling of last year's Gavin and Stacey special? Wow. Desperate times

Yes. I can't abide that Miranda either.

God that is dire. Just as well so many of us have streamed tv now.

Personally I'd prefer wall to wall 'two doors down'.

I love two doors down - looked it up and glad to see a 5th season is due out next year. Definitely time for series 1-4 to be re-watched.

I've never fancied two doors down. Elaine C Smith used to be my drama teacher at school, well not just my teacher, I'm sure she taught lots of different classes.

Ha that's amazing - Doon Mackichan is great in it.

I used to like her and to be fair Miss Smith was a great teacher, maybe I should check in to see how they are all looking.

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/rab-c-nesbitt-and-two-doors-down-star-elaine-c-smith-recalls-her-days-teaching-drama-edinburgh-ahead-new-play-lyceum-1886795

She married another teacher from the school.

No idea what BBC are spending the licence fee on atm.

Watching Power Rangers with DD and DH tonight. Occurred to us reruns almost as old as us are far preferable to most of the current output. They've even managed to ruin CBeebies.

Another vote to bring back GB.

Suspect we will be making our own entertainment.

Here's Christmas day and Boxing day.

Blankety blank? I'll just slap on my Betamax copy of the sound of music

@titsbumfannythelot

Blankety blank? I'll just slap on my Betamax copy of the sound of music

That's what jumped out at me too. When was that last on the telly.

Roundabout the same time it was socially acceptable to laugh at the yewtree gang i imagine

@titsbumfannythelot

Blankety blank? I'll just slap on my Betamax copy of the sound of music

It is all rather, um, retro...

Oh my that's dire all round. Same thing my mum said since I was a kid - why don't they have a decent film on for kids just before bedtime on Christmas Eve?

Doesn't look like there are any new kids animations either. Well, the bbc war chest for Christmas 2021 should be sizeable!

Day 46 the (socially distanced of course) queue for vaccinations exceeds the queue for the Next sale at 5am on Boxing Day

Day 47 - the anti santa emerges from the chimney, sanitisers his hands with the brandy, snubs the mince pie as an infection risk and leaves each member of the family a single syringe of defrosted vaccine.