ALL NEW Road to Recovery for the Recently Ditched

[BEAUTlFUL]

Dearly Be-Chucked, we are gathered here today because, for whatever reason, our man has dumped us!

Come in here and chat about erection-texts, lechy lecturers and getting the painters in.

startingover do you mean all the plucking/ toenail cutting et al? I don't miss all that I have to say

have just remembered another great thing about No Man in Life- no need to shave legs as it's winter (sorry, skanky )

Well, extremely busy today and only just got a chance to check in.

Worthwhile, though, seems like plenty is happening!

Caramela, well, it certainly sounds like you've been having fun. Everyone's life must be very different to mine though as I dug deep and thought about swimming for some time before I realised (I think!) what this could be.

Startingover looks like fun for you too! Good on you, you deserve it because you're worth it! How do you manage to get the opportunity out of interest, with the DC's to look after - my DC's are not young but even so, I still feel pretty chained to the house in the evenings.

Makka, greetings.

Mumfun, glad you're up for the meeting, we must try and get this organised.

< Everyone else, I hope you're doing well at this festive time... >

I still haven't caught up on the whole thread yet but making progress...

Thank you all for making me feel welcome, I have few rl friends anymore and this thread is already keeping me company. I am proud of myself as this is the first weekend I have not dissolved in tears/ranted at the kids after x dropped them back this evening

I am so looking forward to having some sex fun next year to aid my recovery, but I think it may take until next christmas to prepare my body for the event

Very briefly... I will post later. ight now I am just stomping round the house in my new hunter high-gloss boots, praying for rain.

Well done Camarmela!

I live just outside London (Surrey, zone 6) and would LOVE to host a dumpling Tea Party here. Then we dont have to stress about our DCs behaviour, etc.

What do you think? Early January shall we get together here and plan our new lives in 2010?

Afternoon Dumplings, well guess who had CL action last night & I have to say I wasn't a bit bothered by mammy !

Ifyourhappy, I am indeed chained to house, or at least chained to dc's! I swore I would never have a man in the house but it's either that or remain in my enforced celibate status. I have snuck him in when dc's are fast asleep .

welcome back Beauty.

about dumpling tea party!

Any update Caramela??

How was w'end with CLGS Loobie??

Agingoth, it is indeed one of the joys of not having sex, being able to cultivate your body hair unashamedly!

Makka, hope your feeling a bit better today.

Well, day spent Xmas shopping and I am completely **kered now. In true Dumpling style I mostly shopped for the DCs but did get a little distracted by the boots of my dreams in Russell and Bromley - sadly the price tag stopped me in my tracks.

Looks like many others are out shopping too. Startingover, you out or maybe sleeping after a good evening - I hope so!?!

Venue sounds fabulous Beauty. I have you, me, Loobs, Dutchy, Agingoth and Mumfun on the list so far. Does the location suit everyone else? Hopefully we can arrange a conference line or webcam facilities (will make exception and take advice on this from Bald Eagle) for anyone not attending.

Trying hard to create a jolly Xmas, partly succeeding so far. How's everyone else doing?

Hi Ifyourhappy, x posted. Glad to hear you had a nice day shopping, hopefully you'll be able to pick up the boots in the sales!

Forgot to add, I went to my sol this morning & unfortunately had to hand over cheques! She's going to try & use them to get some maintenance though. I still cannot believe I was married to such a fuckface bollocks that would cut off maintenance in the most important month of the year .

Wa Hey Startingover, sounds like fun was had by all!

Not nice on the fuckface front though

Roughly where are you geographically? Maybe something can be done for a meet at some point!

Overseas, had thought to fly over when ye organised meet up but now that fuckface is trying to reduce me to poverty, I'd better pass for now.

Anyone want to buy a brand new threadmill , am going to sell off twunts stuff!!

Shame you're so far away. But then I'm sure we all love to travel so maybe one day!

Oh Yes, twunt provided me with a fine abode here so I'd be happy to accommodate !

In fact once I've sold off some of his stuff think I'll throw a huge divorce pending party ! All dumplings invited of course !

Oooh! Parties! Tea and otherwise! Always good to have something to look forward to after Xmas.

Beauty - count me in, I'm a Surrey girl too.

Starting - well done. And to think you almost gave him the elbow!

Hope all you other dumplings are doing well

Has anyone read the thread on relationships about hiring a male escort?

Now, there's a thought

hmmm.......

Hello everyone, another flying visit.

I see plans for a Dumpling fuction are well underway, I'm north of that there London but may be able to make it ( Starting, if I get over anywhere near you at some point, we can meet up and go out for a drinky or two or seventeen ).

Still talking to BF, he's a filthbucket you know - sigh.

Starting, I congratulate you on your CL action, may his lingus be ever cunning.

Loobie, how's CLGS ?

Puma, Ifyou'rehappy, Mavis, Mumfun, Lamby and Apingoth, how are you all doing ?

Beauty, any more boots ? still off blokes ? started your novel ?

Chins up, tits out, boots on

Hiya

Yes read male escort thread - my main feeling was sympathy with enforced celibacy and thinking what I would be like after 2 years . I am also getting very educated about what websites are out there ie the toyboywarehouse

Hope you had a very good time starting and trusting more details will be divulged shortly.

Def up for a January meet.

I have been corrrupted by you lot into buying more boots -they arrive tomorrow

Just in the middle of a mad week for the kids and 2 good nights out planned too - so looking forward to it really. Hope all dumplings have as good a weeek as possible. Take care of yourselves!

Hi Pumagirl, why pay for what's available for free !

I am so glad I didn't give MD the elbow. I know him for yrs & can trust him 100%. My friends had always being saying that he'd be perfect for me, I just didn't see him that way until now. He's so good looking, big brown eyes you could drown in (puppy eyes ). Muscular, well toned, full head of hair, 2 yrs younger........ ex was bald, 4st overweight, 20yrs older .

Best of all he's a real shy boy & I'm getting so much pleasure in behaving like a wanton trollop . I had him hyperventilating last night.........oh, I'm so wicked .

Hi Caramela, I'd be happy to put accommodate you if you ever cross the waters..

That is brilliant "may his lingus be ever cunning", I certainly hope so . Keep us updated re BF.

Waves to Makka.

Hi Mumfun, glad to hear you've some fun organised for yourself. A necessity when coping with dc's alone.

Starting, thanks for the offer - I've been supposed to be coming over for ages to meet BF's family - although I'll believe that when the ferry docks/ the plane lands.

MD really does sound lovely - it's great getting them over-excited isn't it ? I find I gives me a real sense of achievement but then I am a wanton trollop too - hurray !

Hi Caramela, hurray for wanton trollops & glad I'm not the only one !

Well, if you ever do make that trip over & need to bail out from bf's family for awhile, you know where to come! I'll stock up on alcohol, family sized trifles, tissues (for drunken tears about twunts)etc..

Hope all other dumplings are having a nice evening.

Am going for round two with MD tomorrow night because I'm worth it ! Foreplay has already commenced via text .

argh, you lot all rampantly shagging, the threads about male escorts and sex after 40 (not there yet, but I hear it gets worse) are not helping!!!! I am premenstrual and to be frank dumpettes I NEED A SHAG. Twuntface is not on the cards (tbh I think I've finally made him bugger off), how can such a total duplicitous shit ahve been the best shag ever???... so I am thinking of looking up my old 'fuckbuddy' (do hate that word) in the New Year, it's been a while but no doubt he'd be up for a bit of fun. And I was vowing not to bother with random sex ever again, but needs must and the devil is definitely driving me to it.

Will have to shave legs though, bugger.

Am nice and thin due to depression though, that's something :-0

ok back to interview preparation. No childcare today so will be doing a small hours job with this. I feel a crash and burn coming on...

so looking forward to meeting up. Beauty, tea party sounds good to me with the Dcs as we are in S London zone 3 so won't be too hard for me to get to and the boys love getting out of London.

xxx

me thinks ann summers would be a cheaper and longer lasting option than a male escort

nah, I'm not into the idea of forking out for an escort either but I can now understand why people do

Agingoth, I am in South East London and would love to be part of a meet up.