does anyone occasionally get woken up in the middle of the night by their dp/dh trying to 'get it in' while your asleep?

[juicychops]

my dp does this occasionally, the last time being 2 nights ago. its not something that bothers me and we've got an understanding ive basically told him it doesn't bother me as long as he doesn't expect any kind of cooperation (we are talking about 2-3am, not around 10pm!!)

does anyone else have this situation??

Waking up from a sexual dream and touching half asleep is completely normal in my eyes(both dh and I do this)-it usually dies out as both of us don't wake fully to respond,but sometimes it has been great-but both of us have responded fully to each other.

To know your other half may fuck you while you sleep and if (obviously) unlubricated,you wake up,so you sort your self out so he can carry on?!.........

DO YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY THIS?

Stuck it in the blender, whomoved .

Seriously, I've read the entire thread now, and it made me feel slighty sick.

Actually, pretty sick.

Creepy, fecking necophiliac, unconscious-rape sort of sick feeling.

Sorry, OP, but if I found out someone was fucking my daughter like that - because that's what it is - I'd be hard-pressed not to 'sort that out for him', too, and I don't mean in a way he'd find arousing.

Am about to go to bed but it occurs to me OP could hire some sort of bouncer to 'patrol the halls' to ensure admittance was not given without prior appointment. Suggest something with sharp teeth (beaver, hamster etc.) Perhaps this would fit with adventurous sex life?

Don't think it's usual, either, for many women to be okay with being used a warm, breathing version of a blow up doll.

Is there a recipe under good housekeeping expat? 'Bollock soup de jour' (actually that'd be a good title for Chat perhaps Tech could rename it in the upgrade ).

I think OP may be insane joking with us. Surely she can't think this is normal?

Or may she looks like this

I'd submit my version of the recipe to the MN cookbook if DH did that to me.

I think this thread is the one I need to post in the-things-I've-learned-from-mumsnet

Wow you can order one with a detachable penis and intact bollocks as well as a fanj.....

Do you reckon these things come with their own electric pump. After all, it's the only blow job their buyers will get without paying for it

For the bi-curious, whomoved, or the partners who come home after using MDMA/eccies.

DH has just looked over my shoulder and said 'that one looks like you'

He's run away cackling now!

tell him you were just ordering his anniversary present .

I know I get that Expat but detachable.

Make your freaking mind up, it isn't a magimix you know?

detachablepenis

prepare to laugh.

whomoved tell me that's not a bumsex name

I can just imagine DD finding it, jumping up and down and yelling 'yippee mummy bought us a bouncy lady' then inviting all her friends round to jump on it (lord knows what they'd make of it's 'carry handles'

night all!

Common enough to have a name...

SomnophiliaFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Somnophilia (from Latin 'somnus'=sleep and Greek 'philia'=love), or sleeping princess syndrome[1] or Sleeping Beauty syndrome[2], is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal and/or orgasm are stimulated by intruding on and awakening a sleeping person with erotic caresses, but not with force or violence. The eye-rolling before fainting may also cause arousal. Somnophilia may also refer to having sex with a sleeping partner or rubbing against the body with the private parts or hands. There is no literal term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition of being the recipient, which more often occurs in fantasy than in reality.^

(underlining is mine, not wiki's)

Not something I have ever done, but not something I would object to, with the right person (am currently single and have been for the past 5 years, so not had much oppurtunity since coming across the idea)

Havent read the entire thread, but as long as it doesn't bother you (not sure if it it does, why post? But if you're simply making idle chit-chat, no probs), and he would stop if you batted him off, then I don't see the issue. Ok, it's obviously not everyone's cup of tea, but personally I quite like either of us waking the other or just semi-consciously "obliging"...but it's a quite mutual thing with us, and it is something we've talked about and are ok with. As long as you are both communicating and happy with things sexually between the two of you, then there's no reason to give a fish's tit what anyone else thinks.

If you've discussed how you feel about it before the situation crops up though Dittany, and make it clear that consent can be withdrawn as and when, and that is respected, it still doesn't have to be an issue IMO.

Personally I quite like the kink of watching telly while I casually "sort out" DP, as does he...if he doesn't mind not having my undivided attention (or I can MN from my phone with one hand, heehee) and I don't, and it's not the only way we do it, then who should be bothered? Perhaps that's tmi, I don't know, but let me reassure you it's not happening as we speak

no it isn't. this is nothing like rape or sexual assault. Unconventional may be, and an opportunity for the indignant amongst us to get a bit heated. but nothing else.

BoF - that's more yukkish than the OPs story.......well, sort of nadI hope you are proud of yourself.