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Has your husband ever asked you to...

460 replies

oddsock · 03/11/2008 20:35

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

OP posts:
giraffescantdancethetango · 03/11/2008 21:44

lmfao

PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 21:44

Scrabble - tee hee! Have you learnt some new words?

oddsock · 03/11/2008 21:44

Oops -dbl suck and six pack?

OP posts:
QueenEagle · 03/11/2008 21:44

It is no different to oral sex, swallowing cum or whatever is it....IS IT???

That's what I tell myself anyway. And they think it's AWESOME!!

whomovedmychocolate · 03/11/2008 21:44

Mhamai - that's worrying on several levels!

Perhaps you should be plucking not fucking?

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:45

Both of my nips together and well a few fingers inserted some on my bud and then ready for a carry out.

Bud as in clit, not beer.

Zahrah · 03/11/2008 21:45

does it involve more than 2 people and a bodybuilder beating his chest in the corner?

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:46

I'm not into pheasant plucking, pleasant fucking on the other hand?

oddsock · 03/11/2008 21:46

Am out of my depth - back to rimming.... !!

OP posts:
weebleswobble · 03/11/2008 21:46

lol Zahrah!!! My biggest worry was that I was going to have to do some sit-ups...not a hope in hell!

scaryfucker · 03/11/2008 21:46

< goggles >

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:47

No, that was many moons ago and an altogether different description.

Zahrah · 03/11/2008 21:47

lol mhamai v quick!

LadyLaGore · 03/11/2008 21:48

no diff to swallowing cum? no way man, theres protien in that stuff. tis positively good for you. poo? there nothing good in poo, or youd have retained it before it got to your arsehole.
anal stimulation is great, im all for it, but id need some serious dental dammage afore i ventured down there, fuck clingfilm, thats not reliable !

TheOtherMaryPoppins · 03/11/2008 21:48

*mental note never read threads on MN when you just took mouthful of hot chocolate unless you want to redecorate the room

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:49

Sigh, like too many men I've encountered Zahrah.

Zahrah · 03/11/2008 21:49

crickey I will make him try that one out and come back with my findings at a later date.

MasterDebater · 03/11/2008 21:50

I tried it once many years ago. He farted on my tongue Never Ever did i venture down there again. Yuk!

captainrimmer · 03/11/2008 21:50

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padboz · 03/11/2008 21:51

I find the cling film thing odd. How would you put it on? Sensuously I mean? I imagine holding the ankles together and man handling it on the way you do a nappy on an angry toddler who is ten minutes late for playgroup.

weebleswobble · 03/11/2008 21:51

MD...I rest my case!

PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 21:51

He farted! Oh horror of horrors! Even the clingfilm would be no use!

whomovedmychocolate · 03/11/2008 21:51

Okay now I'm appalled, if you live in Swindon you have to be a man to get free dental dams from the council for oral sex www.wsmsh.org.uk/health/condom/dams.html

exasperatedmummy · 03/11/2008 21:51

just responding to the OP, just do it - so long as he has had a bath, then get him to do it to you and you'll know why he wants you to do it.......its nice

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:52

I'm deeply offended I used bud so as not to lower the tone of the thres.