Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

Yuk, thankfully nobody has ever asked me to do anything like this!!

Masterdebater - at least it wasn't a shart.

If men just kept all their bits wrapped in clingfilm I'm sure it would solve loads of problems.

LOL at "lower the tone"!

OMG master is he an ex?

HE FARTED ON YOUR TONGUE? FFS masterdebater -are you still with him? get on AIBU immediately. I'll leave the title up to you but I would include 'Farted on my tongue' and 'to expect a lie in every day forever' somewhere in it.

My DH thinks I come on MN to discuss shopping and recipes! It's a good job he's not here!

Nope, now have read fartingon tongue that is FAR too far to go fot true love and marital harmony - he should be happy with brews in bedand the occasional 'forage' down below!!

Farting on your tongue..... !

Captainrimmer - I can imagine the looks when you took it back, worn out and asked for a new one though

i have learnt things tonight.
am aghast.
WTF! and other expressions of horror.

Well they all mostly rip before you've even left the checkout so they've given you a heads up.

No - bud makes me cringe!

Captain - I see your point but to me clit sounds more raunchy and dirty.

whomoo - I'm cross now. I'm going to write to my MP.

Come on sisters! WHAT DO WE WANT? DENTAL DAMS! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? NOW!

I'll be on newsnight before you know it.

KerryMum- ~I never like being kissed after being gone down on either...

but I am the officialMN prude now...

Thank you Captainrimmer. I do have an odd propensity for quainteness even in the face of lewedness/ho jiggery pokem.

A bit like Debbie does pride and pre de juice.
arf

ewwww to bud and the c l word

even worse 'hood'

[grin}

loving the rim block - pmsl

Oh dear. I feel like a terrible prude, but I can't stop laughing at this!