Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

I have answered myself when I meant to answer Mhamai. Tsk theres copying and pasting for you when you have had a beer!

I keep thinking about peperamis now. I don't think I will ever eat another one.

Nay worries Zahrah, I've had wine and didn't notice!

I've got the pencil sharpener, it's fab and my students love it ;)

wmmc - what is that? Are we starting on bestiality now? I've run out of wine.

Go for it oddsock. Its really not as bad as you would think, and he will really enjoy it.

We are divorced nothing to do with the farting i might add. It was nearly 10 years ago and the memory is still oh so fresh [blurgh] it was never mentioned between us. I'm engaged now and judging by the state of dps pants i will never even contemplate going down there without industrial gloves and a surgical mask! (He has piles bless him - he keeps asking me to insert his suppositories for him but i don't think we're quite there in our relationship yet )

But back to my point - my DH isn't flexible enough to stick his feet behind his head so I just don't see how I can access all areas.

Like the idea of an access pit. Perhaps I could cut the bottom out of DD's potty and get him to crouch on it?

I cannot remember the last time I cried with laughter, but I have just now, this thread has really made me PMSL

lol

men eh

tell him to f@ck off

Well if your flexible could you not move around him?

kerry, I need to get you up to Dublin for a night!

Nice..... it cant be that bad can it.... I mean as long as he is clean then I would just get off your trolly and do it. you never know you might enjoy it

so funny

When my husband then boyfriend asked me to rim him for the first time - the first thing I said (knowing he was a Star Trek fan) was to make sure he had exterminated them Kling ons!

Mhamai - bit hard to move around while wearing my sexy rimming lingerie though

LOL @ Chocolate - so blunt - I love it!

Good leave it with me, the deal breaker can be, well are you an ass licker?
Actually there's a pub in Dublin called Whealans, it's non pretentious, well as non pretentious as you get. I'll e mail you tomorrow evening.

Thank you!
This thread has somehow reminded me of the sexy man that was suspended from the ceiling by a chain, clad in nothing but a leather apron, massaging my back with his feet, in a bamboo hut....

Dont know why that memory resurfaced.... nothing arsy or perineal about that...

Zahrah - why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise?

They both whizz around uranus looking for cling-ons

As an aside whomovedmychocolate, I misread your name for aggggggggges and was calling you "wholovedmychocolate" probably not the best thread to disclose that but I had been waiting for the right moment.

Also, what is the etiquette for haemmorhoids? Do you politely ignore them or give them an extra special kiss and try and poke them back in with the end of your tongue?

At least it wasn't 'wholovedmychocolatestarfish'