Has your husband ever asked you to...

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lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

find the perineum and the frenum and you've found two clitorises for your man. Its worth it.

Mrsmaidamess, that could cause serious injury

well, im outa here, my DP has just got out of the bath

Only if you stick your tea towel in too far

God no! at least you can controle your tongue, that feckin think wuld have your tongue out in a minute. Imagine having to explain being found with your tongue stuck in one of them. "Oh I was just practising rimming dear"

No Padbox! No! I'd have dp's great big saggy balls resting on my cheek and that's just not on!

I have a technical question for anyone that's done this - it's a serious one.

Now as I understand it, most people do this as part of oral sex. So how do you actually manage it, I mean, my DH has a willy on the front and a bum at the back and great big bollocks betwixt the two - how does one navigate between the two areas without breaking contact? Do you sally forth from the scrotum or spin him round and if the latter, do you use some sort of 'Sit and Spin' waist trimmer type wheel to position your DH on and randomly give him a whirl?

Or technically you would have to say, "Suxzzz vajffj havee i rrrereomin vkreder"

ew kerrymum. Gerbils have tails. ew.

exasperatedmummy - you have just taken me back 20 years but I still love clit over anything else. It means what it says.

run circles on my bean with your tongue.

or

run circles on my clit with your tongue.

If you feel like a sex kitten this has good practice potential

On his back legs akimbo or on all fours.
Works both ways if you will.

Have visions of Kerrymum's bloke parting his bollocks like curtains

No seriously, do you use a sit and spin?

whomovedmychocolate, I could see another use for the pit in my garage (usually used for working under cars!)

Or Zahrah

Just
Get down on me Get down on me

Lol @ kerrymum - so true!

wmmc - if someone dared to buy me that as a gift i would be fecking upset!

PMSL @ whomovedmychocolate - I didn't expect that!

Are we now on a pilates thread?
"Sit and spin"
Or should that be shit and sin?

Yes Zahrah as me OH says

Get down on it, suck my helamet, dont you bite it, just excite it.

Zahrah - there is a matching pencil sharpener in this range

here kitty, kitty