Has your husband ever asked you to...

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lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

OMG whomovedmychocolate PMSL - must remember that when I am sober.

have weed meself now

Oh no this is actully where I become anal and say unreservedly Euwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I want to know more about your back rubbing ceiling suspended hut bound man quint!

Should be Whomovedmypiles now, surely!

This has gone wayyoutofline....

Will even go so faras to say you're talking out of your arse!!

No prob kerry, there will be a bed here waiting for you. God that might sound a bit iffy considering the thread but ykwim?

Mhamai - I only asked the etiquette of the situation, it's frightfully embarrassing when one doesn't understand how to tackle the social delicacies in such practices and you don't want to look like a newbie obviously

Ah feck I'm leaking wee now.

Well forget about parting his tackle like curtains, salivate a plenty and just go for it.

Newbie me arse!

Am crying with laughter..this is brilliant...There must be some kind of underwear for bollock tucking?

My Dhs balls are MASSIVE. He would suffocate me with those big boys if I went anywhere near his blow hole.

So as my swansong - here is the expert:

Rimming

Don't worry - there is noone actually DOING it.

'the things we do for love' springs to mind at this thread. I've heard its a similar experience for a man as oral sex is to a woman.

Ah fuck stop it, where's me tena lady?

Quint do you have a linky to the trussed up fella please?

MoreSpamthanGlam- ditto - you can apparently get a sling for them for sports use to stop them swinging in the breeze

Mhamai - I guess I could borrow a dribbly labrador, pop him in place and go off to the pub in that case

no, it was in the keralan jungle. It was fab.

This thread is particularly hard for me, with dh being away, and I am erm. Just with myself. grrr.

Mhamai - weeping fom all orifices is not a helpful picture!!!!

It's feckin better for them imho alleve, one hole for them, fuckin better chance of tem landing a boeing 747 for some of us!

Just me, wine and peanuts. I snorteth.

Actually - this is more like it for Mumsnetters!

I was going to mention self rimming earlier quint but decided against it, didn't want to lower the tone of the thread.

If you can land a Boeing 747 in yours may I suggest strapping a large plank to your bloke for safety's sake?

With a fingerI should add, I am not a weird freaky circus lady.