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Has your husband ever asked you to...

460 replies

oddsock · 03/11/2008 20:35

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

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Zahrah · 03/11/2008 22:02

ooh notanotter - 'hood' is not right!

Zahrah · 03/11/2008 22:03

so Oddsock the question we all want to know is;

Are you up for trying it?

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 22:03

Ok, enough already, I only used the word bud for the laydeeeez.

I'm being taken to task over bud on a rimming thread, typical MN.

oddsock · 03/11/2008 22:03

A hood is what I tell my kids to pull up while it's raining - what are you lot on about???!!!!

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PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 22:04

No - "hood" is where you live if you're a gangsta rappa! I'd stick to clit - so to speak.

LadyLaGore · 03/11/2008 22:05

mhamai

PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 22:05

If I was Oddsock I'd be traumatised for life!

exasperatedmummy · 03/11/2008 22:06

what about "bean" as in Flicking the.....

weebleswobble · 03/11/2008 22:06

If I was oddsock I'd pretend I lost my tongue in an obscure accident.

whomovedmychocolate · 03/11/2008 22:07

ROFL at rim block. Poor MorningPaper - sitting there trying to work out exactly how offended people will be if she puts this in the round up.

babbi · 03/11/2008 22:07

Well I never ! Dental Dams ??? Truly an education on here tonight !(For me at least)

Am taken aback that Lady was advised of these by her mother ????

oddsock · 03/11/2008 22:07

I'm trying nothing - excuse me whlie Isearch for nearest WI site - am forsaking MN forever!

hood, bud, clit, rimming - my head's spinning!

I blame my dh..! And, no I don't think I'm going to!

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Mhamai · 03/11/2008 22:08

So come on oddsock where do you now stand on the "whole" anus tonguelus divide?

exasperatedmummy · 03/11/2008 22:09

if you don;t want to go there with your tongue, wet your little finger and probe his prostate while you go down on him, he will love you forever

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 22:09

Ah ok then, so I suppose if he asks you again you will say "kiss my arse?" or maybe not.

oddsock · 03/11/2008 22:10

Am firmly on the @Andrex = anus, tongue = french fancies stand point.

Also tongue = more wine !!Now needed!

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KerryMum · 03/11/2008 22:10

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whomovedmychocolate · 03/11/2008 22:10

You can buy dental dams on Amazon these days. Tis nothing sacred?

Am boggling at what crap it suggests I might like now when I log in

exasperatedmummy · 03/11/2008 22:10

I do so love to render a man helpless

KerryMum · 03/11/2008 22:11

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Zahrah · 03/11/2008 22:12

Well if you are still unsure then you should take Cadelaides advice - use a warm wet wipe. Try it - both of you will love it. Except he will think its your tongue but really it isn't. And only you plus most of the MNetters on this thread will.

captainrimmer · 03/11/2008 22:12

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mrsmaidamess · 03/11/2008 22:14

just practice on one of these first

captainrimmer · 03/11/2008 22:14

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weebleswobble · 03/11/2008 22:15

ROFL MrsM! I don't know what they'd say in John Lewis though