Bedsheets and sex

[harerunner]

I'm currently enjoying a new relationship, and we're having a lot of sex 🙂... every night we're together. I've not had that for a very long time!

Do those of you lucky enough to be in my position change your bedsheets every night (like I currently do), or put up with a "wet patch" and crusty sheets the next evening, or do something different (I used to put a towel down in my last relationship but sex was more planned then - now it's spontaneous and stopping to go get a towel kinda breaks the mood!)

I've only got two sheets and with work and other pressures, one of these days I'm. It going to have a clean sheet to put on! I may have to buy more! I can't be the only one with this dilemma.

😂

or yourself?

That's right, they don't dissolve like toilet roll.

Can people really not work this shit out for themselves 😐😐 this must be a stealth boast because this is ridiculous 😂

How can people not work this out for themselves? How do they cope with things in life if they can work out how to stop it getting on the sheets or decide for themselves when their sheets need washing?

Or is this just someone wanting to get women to talk about this? Weird whichever it is.

@FloralnomadWhen you say "We both get given a tissue..." Does someone pass you it?! 😆

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Keep some toilet roll by the bed or pop to the toilet and wipe down.

Or use a condom

We use a wodge of loo roll and I sort of catch any wetness as it comes out 🤣 works really well actually!!

Why do I never get invited to these kind of dinner parties?

In all honesty, the food is never that good.

If I'd had a mouthful of tea, I'd have splurted it out at that comment. Not from my vag, you understand. 😬

You should have that cross-stitched and framed! 🤣😂🤣

Or is this just someone wanting to get women to talk about this? Weird whichever it is.

Yeah. I can’t help but think this is written by someone who sleeps alone on a dirty mattress with no sheets at all. 😉

@altmember I know of someone who did it under the table at a dinner party while others sat around. It wasn't her H either.

One of the perks of being single is being able to get between beautifully clean and dry sheets each night. LTB.

“The room will smell of semen and bum if the bedding isn't changed and room aired. One solution is sex in the bathroom or a large towel on chair or standing up quicky.”

I can’t stop laughing 😂

Well if it was the OP and her bloke, you'd all have got your shoes wet.

Hate it when my room smells of bum.

Buminess 😤

Crying 🤣🤣🤣this has to go in classics surely!!

Of course I can work this out for myself... I'm currently changing the sheets each time but that felt excessive, so I wanted to know what others did.

As for me being someone using this thread for kicks... I can't see how discussing whether I should be changing bedsheets daily is something anyone would be turned on by!

Bum? Why would the bed smell of bum?

This

Too many holes.