Bedsheets and sex

[harerunner]

I'm currently enjoying a new relationship, and we're having a lot of sex 🙂... every night we're together. I've not had that for a very long time!

Do those of you lucky enough to be in my position change your bedsheets every night (like I currently do), or put up with a "wet patch" and crusty sheets the next evening, or do something different (I used to put a towel down in my last relationship but sex was more planned then - now it's spontaneous and stopping to go get a towel kinda breaks the mood!)

I've only got two sheets and with work and other pressures, one of these days I'm. It going to have a clean sheet to put on! I may have to buy more! I can't be the only one with this dilemma.

Maybe just fuck at his more then it's his drama not yours. I'd just do a quick wipe down and change one a week. It's your fluids I don't see the issue!

God, you all seem to be into sex on hard,
uncomfortable surfaces... that must take the edge off...No thanks!

@harerunner

you need to live a little while the hips & knees etc are willing!!

Surely everyone keeps tissues by the bed? No? Grab a tissue, shove it up your vag, hobble to the bathroom.

Wow what am I reading 😮 I am hoping most of these are joking.

Just do it on his side then you don’t have to sleep in the wet patch. Surely it is dry by morning? It’s your own fluids once a week is enough changing surely it’s not like you have strangers semen crusting up.

What, and shag on one of their showroom beds when the store's a bit empty?

This thread is hilarious, I’ve learnt so much! 😬🤭😂🤣

One solution is sex in the bathroom or a large towel on chair or standing up quicky.

That's three solutions @MrTumbleDryer , not one.

@KnittedCardi has it right.

Tissues by the bed, when he pulls out, plug gap, hobble to en-suite.

This is hilarious 🤣

Can’t you just keep a box of tissues close to hand and do some subtle mopping up with that?
You could always leave a big wad in place till he’s asleep then waddle to the bathroom and deal with it there?
A face cloth or two would also work.

I’m in good company, I see 😂☺️😇

The room will smell of semen and bum if the bedding isn't changed and room aired.

We don't do anal 😮

@harerunner

ive just realised why it's never been a major issue for me. It's because most of the time it ends up IN me or ON me, & either stays there or U get up carefully & go to the loo. When it does end up with loads in on the bedding I just strip the bed, but I wouldn't want that every night!

Why aren't you using condoms?

If you are taking the edge off on hard surfaces you need to slow things down a bit.

I'm 65 but when this was me ( oh the memories 🤣) l had a box of tissues.. just grabbed an handful.. shoved them up my lady garden and went to the loo.
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Because he's had a vasectomy and we've tested for STIs

The internet is a wonderful invention but it does seem to have rendered some people hard of thinking.

The other day someone didn't know how to showier and listen for a phone call, on a mobile phone, and now this

Get some more bedsheets, then you can deal with it without having to take a day off work, do it on a vinyl floor, employ a sex towel or sleep in crusty sheets.

I'd probably be chucking the mattress protector in once a week.

I always make sure to have baby wipes handy.

Yet another image I really wish MN hadn't conjured up for me. 'Special towel'.

Good idea, then you could go for meat balls after.

P.S l absolutely love this thread.. cheered me up..
My friend had a very quick relationship with a guy who would ( at his place) jump out of bed after.. make her get out of bed.. and change the whole bedding.. after every session.
I mean .. it was his mess really not hers.

Brilliant!!! 😂

That's why you want to remove a lot of the overhead cupboards and switch to open shelves. More worktop sex space.