Bedsheets and sex

[harerunner]

I'm currently enjoying a new relationship, and we're having a lot of sex 🙂... every night we're together. I've not had that for a very long time!

Do those of you lucky enough to be in my position change your bedsheets every night (like I currently do), or put up with a "wet patch" and crusty sheets the next evening, or do something different (I used to put a towel down in my last relationship but sex was more planned then - now it's spontaneous and stopping to go get a towel kinda breaks the mood!)

I've only got two sheets and with work and other pressures, one of these days I'm. It going to have a clean sheet to put on! I may have to buy more! I can't be the only one with this dilemma.

well the things you learn on here. If I had known about these I may have been able to accommodate an ex FWB's ambitions. Had to pass on her suggestion out of fears for her flat.
Can you buy them at Lakeland?

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@ChocolateCinderToffee

it seems the OP is all about comfort!!

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@Cicciabella had me bursting with tears of laughter and had my 3 years old stirring and giggling with me while he’s sleeping 😂😂😂

One of the funniest threads I’ve ever seen on here… air smelling of semen and bum is pure gold…the solicitors too. Cannot cope with how funny I’ve found this whole thread! Thanks mumsnetters :)

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“Sexual liquids” “semen and bum” “room aired”

and you managed to get pregnant how? 😂🙈

crikey, the mind boggles and how horrified some people are about sex!

as for sex towels, I do use one, but only for period sex (semen and bum woman just passed out I think 🤣)

What's wrong with a sex towel?
I take one every night i stay over at my partners, as he lives with his mum and stepdad who both need a carer, but step dad is really nosey and has OCD and autism and won't give him chance to do his washing privately, bedding or otherwise. So towel comes with me, and i take it home to wash. I also have OCD so wouldn't want to lie on soiled sheets anyway.

penis Beakers??

No one else thinking about the god awful cystitis from bonking every night 😅

The knowledge of the penis beaker (or was it a penis glass?) separates the MN old timers from the MN newbies 🫢😀.

This is a zombie thread from ages ago

It sounds horrific either way 🤣

FFS you do realise the kids came out of your vagina right?

Oh how strange it was on my ‘active discussions’ section

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Jesus.

New relationship, safe sex and no dribbles not on the agenda then?

Polythene backed sheets.
www.amazon.co.uk/Polythene-Laminated-Painting-Decorating-Furniture/dp/B0BNVJCDN3/ref=asc_df_B0BNVJCDN3?mcid=d368a243ff123a878b97f0f8fc5dc1f5&tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=697305414602&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3797503817944407992&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1007259&hvtargid=pla-1946390374708&psc=1&gad_source=1

You cannot be serious….

Jesus Christ what a reply

Can still happen while using a condom, the mess could be from her! Some women get very wet

Oh god im laughing

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