When my husband asked her what she wanted to be called by our son
"Oh, he can call me mum!"
When she found out DH and I wanted to move in together straight after marriage and refused her plan to live separately for two years while DH paid her rent.
"If I had known what financial burden you'd bring, we would have spoken as a family about this marriage and reconsidered"
To my mum, when her husband left her (before I even met DH):
"When your daughter moved in with us, DH was so angry, he left!"
When police came for a welfare check after he was suspected of assaulting me:
"My cousin's husband bashed her head against the pavement until she started bleeding and had to go to the hospital. And even then she decided not to report it to the police. That is wrong!"
Because my husband and I were of different origins:
"My entire family opposed to your marriage. They said - Why would she go for a white girl?!"
I could go on and on and on and on