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Boyfriend says he can’t sleep without orgasm every night!

239 replies

Orangesmartie1 · 28/02/2023 09:00

Is that normal? It seems to me he is addicted. I’m not really interested in doing anything every single night.

Plus we have a 3 month old baby and although I was more interested before I’m not in the mood at all at the moment as I’m knackered and just want to sleep and feel a bit funny in my body. I wouldn’t mind a couple of times a week but not every single night. If I don’t want to
he will sort out himself which is not exactly endearing in itself but he never pushes or complains.

He just literally won’t sleep unless it has been played with one way or another.

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mintyclint · 28/02/2023 11:45

Doesn’t mean he has ADHD.

purpledalmation · 28/02/2023 11:46

The wanking next to you is gross though. Tell him to go to the bathroom. It's vile. Couldn't cope with that

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MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 28/02/2023 11:52

You’re a more patient woman than me, OP. ADHD my arse. Could not be dealing with a man that.

  1. pestered for sex on a nightly basis

  2. When pestering didn’t work sat beside me in bed watching porn and having a martyred wank

He should go into the bathroom to have a wank like any non-grubby non-tiresome non-creepy man would.

Ugh.

shockthemonkey · 28/02/2023 11:55

As Peter Gabriel said "Jane plays with Willy, Willy's happy again" !!!

I'd always wondered about this, @ImJustMadAboutSaffron , but what about Enrico playing with Adolf's bonfire?

piedbeauty · 28/02/2023 11:57

Orangesmartie1 · 28/02/2023 10:22

Yes he does it in the bed next to me and watches porn on his phone which tbh really upsets me but I’m too tired so fall asleep.

This is NOT OK. Tell him.

I hope he's doing his fair share of night wakings? And general house stuff?

oakleaffy · 28/02/2023 11:57

Sounds perfectly reasonable in that he is happy to 'Sort himself out' and not push the issue..?

oakleaffy · 28/02/2023 11:58

Edit...Watching porn next to you isn't on, OP.

shockthemonkey · 28/02/2023 11:58

Just read a bit further. Not okay if he's using porn while lying next to you... really not cool.

shockthemonkey · 28/02/2023 11:59

Maybe he needs to tire himself out by helping more during the night?

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 28/02/2023 12:00

oakleaffy · 28/02/2023 11:57

Sounds perfectly reasonable in that he is happy to 'Sort himself out' and not push the issue..?

do you sit in bed watching porn on your phone and knocking one out, even though your partner says it upsets them?

User678945 · 28/02/2023 12:03

Orangesmartie1 · 28/02/2023 10:22

Yes he does it in the bed next to me and watches porn on his phone which tbh really upsets me but I’m too tired so fall asleep.

Tell him to go to the bathroom! Or have an extra long shower like a normal person.

Charlize43 · 28/02/2023 12:03

Has he heard of wanking? Couldn't he just go off to the bathroom and have a wank?

JoanCandy · 28/02/2023 12:03

Ugh.
Get him to take his turn getting up in the night with the baby, that’ll soon have him feeling tired without the need to knock one out whilst lying next to you. Jeez.

Wife2b · 28/02/2023 12:04

If he sorts himself out and doesn’t impose on you, I don’t see the issue. Love falling asleep after an orgasm, it’s so effortless.

Wife2b · 28/02/2023 12:05

Are you asleep by the time he whips the porn out? If not, that’s not cool

Kranke · 28/02/2023 12:06

First you said he doesn’t pester you, now you say he does?

GoldDuster · 28/02/2023 12:08

Wife2b · 28/02/2023 12:04

If he sorts himself out and doesn’t impose on you, I don’t see the issue. Love falling asleep after an orgasm, it’s so effortless.

I think the OPs point might be that the watching porn and wanking next to her and presumably the baby while she's trying to sleep is, imposing on her.....

Littleflowerseverywhere · 28/02/2023 12:09

Blimey what am I reading.

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Orangesmartie1 · 28/02/2023 12:09

It irritates me that I can’t just have a cuddle, sometimes that’s all I want but he is so easily turned on and it annoys me that I’ve got to then have it against my bum and propositioned when I just want a cuddle and to sleep.

He shushes the baby when I make the bottle so she doesn’t cry and wake my other daughter. He gets up at 5am every day, often wakes me and the baby which is annoying.

OP posts:
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Orangesmartie1 · 28/02/2023 12:11

He doesn’t pester in an angry way but he can’t just give me a cuddle. He tries to initiate and will try a few times before getting the hint. He doesn’t then get annoyed or huff or complain, no silent treatment or mention of it just tries each night, he’s relentless.

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MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 28/02/2023 12:15

Sounds like sharing a bed with a horny Scrappy-Doo. So boring.

Supertayto · 28/02/2023 12:15

Urgh Christ. I could not be doing with this, OP. Not in general, let alone 3 months after having a baby with the baby in the bedroom (presumably).

Part of a nighttime routine, fine, that’s his business. We all have needs, whatever gets you through the night, etc. Cracking one out while watching porn next to you after pestering you to fulfil the need? Every. Night. Good grief, no. At a bare minimum he should understand that you are tired and therefore not in the mood after being up all night WITH A NEWBORN. The audacity.

Have a frank discussion about both of your current needs and how to move forward. Good luck.

GoldDuster · 28/02/2023 12:19

A relentless walking hard on pestering you by nudging you in the back when you're trying to get sleep for you and your newborn would be in the category of annyoying, yes.

The fact that he wanks while watching porn next to you fairly good naturedly, not huffily, doesn't really make it much better?

t's just not really what we do when we sleep in bed with other people. You're not a 24 hour bouncy castle.

SleepingStandingUp · 28/02/2023 12:19

Orangesmartie1 · 28/02/2023 10:43

He is helpful he isn’t as awful as he sounds. He gets up very early so can’t really do much at night. I have another child also. He is quite innocent really I’ve a few more years on him.

He's old enough to hVe made a baby with you and to knock one out to loud porn lying next to you and his newborn child. That's not innocent, it's disrespectful.
Well if you won't fuck me I'll make it damn clear I'm getting off over these women whilst you try to block out the noise of my grunting.

Next you'll be telling us he leave his wanky towels for you to clean up