Does your dp go for a poo in front of you

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Help to settle a very light hearted discussion please. I've watched everything on Netflix and am this bored!

Been with dh for 5 years and we don't poo in front of each other. We were discussing ex relationships ( don't ask me how ) but the topic came up that my ex partner used to go for a poo in front of me ( never bothered me).

DH said it's weird and that he doesn't imagine many couples do this , I disagree and think it's probably quite common.

So do you/ your partner or has an ex ever done this ?

Good god no. I couldn’t think of anything worse.

Yuck, never done that, never would. I like to think there's some romance left in our relationship. Besides, when my DH is in there, it tends to be for a while.

In front of each other? As in in the bathroom while the other is present? Absolutely not.

No way. It's grim

Jeez I misread this as dog

What? No, of course not! That's disgusting 🤮

Nope. Weeing is just about okay, definitely not number 2s.

I dated someone who left the bathroom door open so he could talk to me while he had a poop. The relationship was brief.

Hmmm interesting, seems dh may be right. Thanks for your responses, it's definitely not something I plan on doing but genuinely thought it was quite common.

Really ?

We do! DH commonly barges into me to tell me something urgent while I am pooing. (Usually a funny meme)
Same for me.
Sometimes, if I've done what I would call an impressive poo, ill call on DH to have a look for his opinion.

This is not normal? No one in a long term relationship Barbie situation?

I had a bf that would poo with the en-suite door open while I lay in bed talking to him.
The only time I've pooped in front of anybody is in labour.

Me and DH are quite open about stuff (we fart in front of each other etc) but we would never poo in the same room as each other. I find that disgusting.

Yuck no

Dh doesn't always shut the door though so I shout at him to do so

Just grim

I'm fine with it. We'll often talk to each other while one of us is on the toilet - normally him.

No.
Not everything is a spectator sport.

No, it's disgusting.

Yes,often. Frequently one of us is say in the shower while the other is on the loo. En suite opens straight off the bedroom, we'd rarely shut the bathroom door.

Call me princess but I never want to see a romantic partner wiping their arse.

Not this

Yes, he is happy to do this.

I do not return the favour.

I have banned him from using the toilet while I am in the bathroom showering, teeth cleaning etc.

💩again

No, it's gross. DH will even take his poos downstairs instead of the en suite if I'm in the bedroom (and we have a big en suite with windows not a tiny cupboard one as hated by mumsnet) at my request, I don't want to hear the man I have sex with grunting and plopping his guts out. Similar to farts, I might be a bit precious but I'd prefer to keep a bit of mystery and sexiness to our relationship so don't want to smell my DH's guts, he respectfully does them elsewhere m

Eugh no.

Of course if both of you don't mind, it's fine. But if one of you minds, then it should never happen. If one of you minds and the other one insists on doing it, then it's a cleaar sign of disrespect and making clear you don't care about their opinions and feelings (I've been there).

But, eugh no.