My husband asked me to change my shorts to leggings because men were in the house working!!!!!

[bananamuffin89]

I was wearing shorts... we had men in the house doing work and my husband asked me if I was changing into leggings??
He said they would be 'looking at my hole'
What the helllllllll!!

I didn't change and we haven't mentioned it.

He has quite the turn of phrase, doesn't he?

Is he usually weird about what you wear?

I would question why he'd allowed people who were potential rapists into a house. Your house, your legs!

"Looking at your hole"?

Boak.

JFC where did you find such a specimen!

Yuk but was he trying to be subtle meaning the shorts were far more revealing than you thought they were like see through or something?

Did your shorts have a hole in them? DH suggested I change my t-shirt before the plumber came round the other day, I was v offended until I looked in the mirror and realised it had been washed so many times its basically sheer.

I mean were they the really short arse cheek hanging out type of shorts? Even so horrible turn of phrase.

Looking at your hole? Were the shorts completely crotchless and you didn't have underwear on either? If no to both, then I don't know how the hell anyone could see your 'hole' (horrible turn of phrase)

The only hole you need to worry about is your husband.

Well he is an attractive sort isn't he? Maybe glue a pair of leggings over your hole...

Christ he’s a disgusting specimen! Does he usually speak to you in that way. Good for you for not doing as he ordered!

lol some of these replies are making me 😂
shorts were not see through, not short so that my bum was hanging out. they are nice nike shorts that any woman would wear for training/running.

is it jealousy? or insecurity?

The only hole I'd be worried about is the one your husband opens, coming out with this load of shit.

Either they won't notice or care so it doesn't matter or they do in which case they are not doing their job properly.

His reasons are irrelevant because instead of telling you why he feels the way he does, he's gone straight into humiliating you.

Dddddddddddrummmmmm roll please…….

LTB

😂

gets off Mumsnet soapbox

Idiocy more like

Glad you ignored him. Yeah probably insecurity.

Ewwww that comment says a lot about your husband, and none of it is positive

Are you posting from Afghanistan??

Maybe he was just joking

I don't understand what the hole bit means??

@ moodini. I'm guessing her bumhole. Or even worse her crotch.
He's quite the charmer op. NOT.

lol absolutely not

It’s more that he sounds like a knob.