Really rude thread but I need advice! Here goes ..................

[mummyvontummy]

Have finally got together with someone I've been hankering after for MONTHS and everything is brilliant. Except for one thing. I have always been horrendous at, well, oral sex. And he is the first guy to not skip over the fact-in fact he said he thinks maybe I should talk to my friends about how they do it and maybe get some tips! Argh!!!! I'm so embarrassed! Does anyone have any tips? As I don't actually have any real friends. Well I do but I don't want to admit my weakness to them! Help! This will probably be thrown off here in 5 mins or I'll be barred, but I don't want to go trawling cyberspace because Google will pick up all sorts of scary stuff!!!

Happy is the man who even gets even a hint of a blow job;!

Well theres the basics, which i gather you know.

Every time you get with a new partner you will have to work on getting ‘good’ at it again, they all wont like the same thing.

You just need to grit your teeth (or not!) do this and gage his reaction to different things.

Don’t be rushed into it though, its meant to be fun for you both!

Just seem you said you are nervous - if you drink, nows a good time to have a few and let yourself go!

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Noooo its a zombie thread!!

OP you better come back and tell us you’re now a blow job champion!

I make sure my mouth is very wet, don't brush your teeth just before. I roll my tongue around the tip and then take the whole lot just to get it wet as this makes it easier.

Then on my way up I suck gently then just as I'm heading back down I roll the foreskin down with my tongue as I'm sucking with a little bit of pressure. Can't believe I'm writing this! Sounds gross written down but my boyfriend loves it.

Have a wine first!

Oh Offred - Think I love you even more now!

What if there's no foreskin Myheart ? Oh I'm exhausted! Wine sounds good though

But still want to know how it panned out...

The op last updated in 2007 that she was still giving head after 45 mins and he hadnt come yet.

Hopefully for her jaw shes not still there 10 years later.

Hopefully for her jaw shes not still there 10 years later.