Tell me some disturbing/wrong things about your exes (maybe lighthearted)

[Interestedwoman]

Hi all,

Please could you tell me some disturbing/wrong things about your exes?

I'll start. (TW:...

He had something wrong with him...where he couldn't see. It seemed like there was some leakage? I only knew because I had to get up close and personal with it. One time a bit was sticking out. I drew the line at that.

I probably should've told him. Maybe it was something serious. Perhaps I should somehow let him know.

Wtaf ??

You mean he had shit hanging out of his arse?

This explains you're "he keeps going on at me to do a sex act I don't want to" - I wouldn't give a bloke bum fun if he wasn't clean as a whistle.

@EvenMoreFuriousVexation There were so many things! Honestly, I deserve a medal Either that or I need to learn to say No.

My ex:
Had 4 sugars in a standard cup of coffee
Ate Soreen malt loaf
I used to cone home from work to find him laid on the settee watching TLC (the Lifetime movie channel)

My ex used to get ready for work the next day before he went to bed at night.

At night he'd have a shower and put his work clothes on and sleep in them, so in the morning all he had to do was brush his teeth and leave the house.

"There were so many things! Honestly, I deserve a medal grin Either that or I need to learn to say No."

You also need to learn to write a coherant opening post.

@BobbyBlueCat How rude! Everyone seems to have understood it ok. Perhaps you struggled with it because of your own difficulties- and that I was trying to put it slightly delicately.

No I think everyone has just ignored it because it makes absolutely no sense to a normal person

Made absolutely no sense to me.

My ex used to refuse to shower unless he was with me he smelt a lot after we split up

Another one completely baffled by your OP. Utterly incoherent.

I really like Soreen malt loaf.

I had an ex that used to gently bite my dogs ear I always went bat crazy and told him not to third time was it it ended evil fucker he was I just couldn't get my head round why. I was only 15 btw.
Anyway last year saw an old friend got chatting my ex popped into the conversation I said how the freak used to bite my dogs ear to make him yelp turns out he ended up in prison for a long time for biting someone's ear off in a hostel after an argument and actually ate it.
Freak. Ashamed to have ever known him.

Lost

You went out with someone who bit an ear off someone and ate it?! Well they do say psychopaths start off by torturing animals.

Yes I was 15. A lad from another school seemed lovely at first all went weird.
Definitely a nutter oh my the thought of it now makes my skin crawl.
Haven't seen him in 21 years and still makes me shudder.

Sounds like a lucky escape!

So nowhere near as bad as the crazy OP story but....

In my teens my bf was a chef. He was very proud of an expensive set of chefs knives he had been bought.

The first time he ever met my mum he greeted her with the phrase "do you wanna see my knives" 😂😂😂

Not the best thing you want to hear from your daughters boyfriend!!!

I struggle with it op. Thought u meant he had a problem with his eyesight. I had an ex who used to stick his tongue out and then lunge at me to kiss me. I still feel a bit gross when I think of him 🤮

Wonder if this will make the mail or the sun....

Genuinely talented at a creative pursuit and could have made it, but thought he was better than the opportunities open to him, wasn't, hasn't made it as a result. Bitter as fuck.

I had an ex who would use my hair clips to scoop out his ear wax and proceed to eat it. Needless to say, I went through a tonne of hair clips.

That first post makes no sense at all. Did he shit himself? Were you giving him a BJ and he shit himself? Just say what happened.

Opening post confused me! Was there an eye problem? A dick problem? An arse problem???

I’d genuinely like to know what was hanging out of where